I think that, when you are on hold, the hold music should not stop to tell you that you are on hold. The hold music should only stop when someone actually picks up your call. Vote me for president

"There are 5 callers ahead of you" can stay but it's on thin fucking ice, i.e, it can only stay if it plays when the number of callers ahead of you changes and not every 5 minutes. And CERTAINLY not every 30 seconds

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

happy to see ikea is looking out for the phlesbians

Once again we have to do what Bioware doesn't do themselves

i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:

1. my favorite fictional characters and music
2. every person on this earth and their opinion of me
3. the crushing psychological weight of being alive

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

do it for the faggots who never got to btw

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

Queen of the Eastern Seas

Mickey 17 (2025) dir. Bong Joon Ho

bard's inspiration for all of you! (at his expense)

Robby trying to focus on patient care VS one surgical lesbian on recruitment

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT