noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die
(via henry-winter-apologist)
I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
(via narcoleptrix)
People on Instagram got mad at this take, but I think Hole is way better than Nirvana.
(via narcoleptrix)
In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
(via narcoleptrix)
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feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish
ok here goes
ocean
what the fub
(via mackrockatansky)
wish i could call in bitchy to work
sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers
(via zodinskudd)
wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
(via therodentqueen)
Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter
