Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

shadow doodles

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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FOR THE LAST TIME

my demonic army DOES NOT provide ANY SORT of “sexual services”

STOP ASKING

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East African eland Tragelaphus oryx pattersonianus

With yellow-billed oxpecker Buphagus africanus, on male eland's back, and red-billed oxpecker Buphagus erythrorhynchus, on male eland's flank

Observed by andrewandrawes, CC BY-NC