Salamander Sun

37 years old and I still don't know!

brownheadedcowbird:

brbeth:

noknowshame:

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

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I think…you might be right

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what the fuck

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meow-77:

meow-moment:

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do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies

yea but watch out

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smeeb05:

bumpscosity:

for april fools build a bear released an emo axolotl and im kinda obsessed they’re so silly

https://www.buildabear.com/emo-axolotl-stuffed-animal-check-hoodie-gift-set/33524_33521.html

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really love this promotional photo

A promotional photo for Build-a-Bear Workshop showing a family picture but with plush axolotls. They are all in bright pink, blue, and yellow, except the grey emo axolotl with a stereotypical emo haircut with swoop bangs. It is captioned "Our Emo Axo Has Alotl Feelings: It's not just a phase... our Emo Axo is available online only while they last!"ALT

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aesthetically-shitposting:

bo0zey:

thnksfrmcr5:

thnksfrmcr5:

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

hey op good news

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kaijutegu:

herpsandbirds:

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Indian Spiny-tailed Lizards (Saara hardwickii), in a big time squabble, family Agamidae, Rajasthan, India

photograph by Pradyut Kumar Das

me when i fucking GET YOU

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— 1 week ago with 4791 notes

everythingfox:

She forgot she had children

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— 1 week ago with 15911 notes

makingqueerhistory:

“I don’t like kissing.“
"I suppose it is a matter of taste.”[…]“I wondered, did anyone ever,” shrug, “you know, hurt you so you don’t like kissing? love?”
“Nope.”[…]
“I thought maybe someone had been bad to you in the past, and that was why you don’t like people touching or holding you.”
“Ah damn it to hell,” she bangs the lamp down on the desk and the flame jumps wildly.
“I said no. I haven’t been raped or jilted or abused in any fashion. There is nothing in my background to explain the way I am.” She steadies her voice, taking the impatience out of it. “I’m the odd one out, the peculiarity in my family, because they are all normal and demonstrative physically. But ever since I can remember, I’ve disliked close contact…charge contact, emotional contact, as well as any overtly sexual contact. I veer away from it, because it always feels like the other person is draining something out of me. I know that’s irrational, but that’s the way I feel.”
She touches the lamp and the flaring light stills.
“I spent a considerable amount of time when I was, o, adolescent, wondering why I was different, whether there were other people like me. Why, when everyone else was facinated by their developing sexual nature, I couldn’t give a damn. I’ve never been attracted to men. Or women. Or anything else. It’s difficult to explain, and nobody has ever believed it when I have tried to explain, but while I have an apparently normal female body, I don’t have any sexual urge or appetite. I think I am a neuter.”
― Keri Hulme, The Bone People

— 1 week ago with 243 notes

bigbigbigtruck:

sugarsaltreading:

sugarsaltreading:

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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a “ロマンティックおばさん,” or a “romantic auntie.” the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a “romantic auntie” sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

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illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

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illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

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photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or “We Want A Painless Romance”)

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illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

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illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

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illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

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Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

IT GOT BETTER

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— 2 weeks ago with 68613 notes