"oh haha is that a dog cage?" getting down on all fours "that's so cool lol. hm? oh don't mind me, I just dropped my phone." crawling inside "i'm sure it's in here somewhere." slowly turning in circles and laying down "where is it? gosh i need to think on this for a bit." falling asleep "you can close that door btw."
Me who had an elaborate plan to get you to go into the dog cage: 😐
Anonymous asked:
I think I'm addicted to puffy fat nipples. What should I do?
calebwittebane answered:
why not join the fighter’s guild? i hear they’re recruiting again. not a bad way to make some money, if you’ve got the stones for it.
courtroom drama where the judge only speaks in lies, half-truths, and riddles
mcdonalds where the cashier only speaks in lies, half-truths, and riddles
circus where the clowns all have big tits and they suck you off