Introducing Samuel Vimes (Sports, unofficial Campus Security) and his long-term girlfriend Sybil Ramkin (Not Technically A Member, Secretary If Anyone Asks, Also Sometimes Orchesta, Occasional Consultant On Animal Rights/Husbandry/No You Cannot Keep A Snake In Your Room Give Me That) as well as Angua von Überwald (Lacrosse), Carrot Ironfoundersson (Rugby), D. Tritus (Wrestling Team, Mathletes), Cherie "Cheery" Littlebottom (Chem Club and LGBTQA Society); Havelock "Don't Use My First Name" Vetinari and his.... "chess partner"... Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Uberwald (Student Council: President and Vice-President, respectively); Adora Belle Dearheart (Charity Rep) and her boyfriend Moist Von Lipwig (doesn't want to be here, but is: Media, PR, and Communications); William De Worde and Sacharissa Cripslock (Campus Paper); and with regular appearances from the staff and student body.