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I assume many here are following me when I was in my Homestuck phase so, let me reintroduce myself.

My name is Pas, I’m currently 20 years old and I’m brainrotting Cookie Run at the moment, especially my own OCs. I also have commissions opened on VGen! Below are the tags used on this blog.

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This tag will be all about my OCs and shit. For specific OCs and that of such tags, go to this post

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You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

prev created one of my favourite Cookie Run AUs that isn't by a friend tbh! And I also enjoy their art in general Keep it up dude. And hopefully you finish your OC animatic soon (You said I'm allowed to do this so I'm exploiting it /j) reblog But serious note your art is hella good I should attack you on ArtFight next year if College does NOT kick me around
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The Odyssey Modern AU: Christmas edition

For your consideration: the Odyssey but as a Hallmark Christmas movie where Odysseus travels to New York for work and is trying to get home to Hawaii?? (I needed a long domestic flight shhhhh it was either this or Vancouver to Newfoundland) in time for Christmas dinner with Penelope and Telemachus after missing it for the last 20 years straight

  • The Trojan War is some really big business venture or something that took literally forever for them to sign but they finally did it!!
  • Polyphemus keeps them after work threatening to get HR involved because they accidentally ate his lunch that he left in the fridge, Polites and some of his other coworkers get stuck there but Ody and the rest manage to escape the office
  • Athena is Odysseus' boss (and childhood friend) who told him to get everything done more efficiently so he could leave earlier but noooooo he didn't listen and guess who's cutting it close again
  • The wind bag: Aeolus (from another department, maybe distribution??) sends them home with snacks that they forget to declare and Poseidon the airport security guard sees them after Eurylochus opens the bag in the waiting area and pulls them into the security room until they miss their flight
  • Circe owns a local motel and wanted to kick them out because she doesn't trust so many dudes around her employees after past incidents, but her and Athena's mutual friend Hermes gives Odysseus some of her favourite tea as a peace offering and he tells her about his wife and kid and she's just like "fineeeeee okay you're a wife guy, I guess I can find you a room"
  • She calls them a taxi to the airport the next day and the driver Tiresias just keeps giving them ominous life advice and seems to know like... way too much about them and also they're not entirely sure he actually has his license
  • Odysseus gets a call from his mom like "where are you we're waiting for you" and he's like "I'm on my way home I promiseeeeeeeeee I'll be there this time"
  • The sirens are various sales reps at the airport
  • Scylla (baggage check employee) keeps some of them cuz their bags are too heavy so Ody and the rest head to the gate without them
  • Eurylochus brings snacks again (thinking Chicharron-style snacks, ones you're not supposed to bring on a plane) and Zeus detains them
  • The suitors are just the neighbourhours who bully Telemachus like "oooOOOOhhhhh ssuuuUUURrreee your dad is tOOOOtally gonna show up to Christmas this year" and making jokes about his mom
  • Athena (who did leave early and catch the original flight) scares them away and reassures Telemachus that his dad is on his way (while texting Odysseus "see I told you so")
  • She finds out Zeus is the one detaining them so she calls her dad like "please can you at least send Odysseus on his way, you literally know him, he's just a dumbass sometimes" so Zeus let's Odysseus go catch his flight but keeps the rest of them in security
  • Calypso is some lady he's seated next to on the plane who hits on him for the entire ten-hour flight
  • Poseidon, who got transferred to the other airport, recognizes Odysseus from before and pulls him into security again and Odysseus just rips into him until he lets him go
  • The neighbours are bullying Telemachus while he's out getting last-minute ingredients for dinner when some dude turns up and tells them off and threatens to get their parents so they all run off
  • Penelope's just like... "who are you and what have you done with my husband, how are you actually on time"
  • Insert sweet and sappy Christmas dinner with the entire family until Odysseus' sister goes "wait... where's Eurylochus?"
  • Eurylochus turns up at the door the next morning like "ODYSSEUS YOU MF I HAD TO CATCH ANOTHER FLIGHT-"
reblog epic the musical epic the ithaca saga epic modern au epic the musical: christmas saga I'M CACKLING SO BADLY THE VARIOUS SHENANIGANS Also let Eurylochus have his snacks Guy must be hungry if he's that desperate