rotato-potato:

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welcome to my blog

elodieunderglass:

jennenen:

pinklikepeonies-deactivated2025:

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the secret lives of real birbs!

@elodieunderglass this is relevant to your interests.

so expressive! Thank you so much!

charl0ttan:

the skill of going “jesus i just dont fucking care” and scrolling on

yorgens-blog1:

vigilantsycamore:

mundanemisfortune:

vigilantsycamore:

Being shit at keeping track of time is fun because it’s like

You look at a clock on the wall and see that it’s half past noon

And then what feels like one minute later, you’ll look at it again and see that it’s already 1 pm

And then what feels like another minute later… still 1 pm

And then what feels like another minute later, you glance at the clock expecting it to be either 1 pm again or 1:30 but instead it’s already 3 pm

Time travel but no one is announcing the stops.

Best explanation for this kind of time loss

redscharlach:

redscharlach:

Highlights from my soon-to-be-published literary masterwork, Blatant Lies About Citrus Fruit.

I don’t do April Fool’s Day, so here are some shameless untruths that aren’t pretending to be something else.

stephaniematurin:

lasrina:

horreurscopes:

horreurscopes:

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

kits-stufff:

punk-jaskier:

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

promisetoloveyouforevermore:

this goes so hard

i love it thanks

I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.

@demilypyro

all of scandi metal lives kittycorner to ABBA

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

captainobviois:

captainobviois:

captainobviois:

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Training my parents to be funnier

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NOT FUNNY

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AND TIME

zesty-mordant:

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

thefrogman:

thefrogman:

Testing out the new tumblr photoset feature. 

People were mentioning gifsets.

Did you know… I made the very first one?

Tumblr announced a new “photoset” feature and they mainly intended it as a way to post a bunch of still images.

And I was like, does it work with GIFs?

I made this and then it inspired a ton of other people to do creative things with multiple GIFs.

My favorite was this one.

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actual world heritage post