Apaz's Blog

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Info. (Please read)

⚠️DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE (why the hell aren’t you in jail???), TRANSPHOBIC, HOMOPHOBIC, NAZI, RACIST, SEXIST OR IF YOU JUST LIKE SPREADING HATE. Thank you.

About me :3

  • You can call me Apaz or Anto.
  • I am 15 years old, wich means that i’m a MINOR.
  • My pronouns are she/her, but you can call me things like man, mate, dude or whatever.
  • I am from Argentina 🇦🇷, wich means that my mother language is spanish, but I also speak english and a bit of italian (because i’m still learning it).
  • I’m asexual sex-repulsed/aversed (I know I’m literally the stereotype, i’m sorry), which means that, in addition to not being able to feel sexual attraction, any mention/interaction with sex disgusts me. I don’t get to the point of feeling nauseous or having panic attacks (which is totally valid), but it does make me a bit sick when someone tells/shows me something related (So, please don’t talk to me about that). DISCLAIMER: This doesn’t mean I’m against sexual freedom or anything like that. Take it as a preference of mine.
  • I have no idea what my romantic orientation is. Maybe pansexual or something like that.
  • I am an ambivert, which means that depending on the situation or the person I can be more introverted or more extroverted. If we’re moots, or we simply have common interests, you can send me a message or a question, although I’m very shy on the internet (I accept recommendations for books/series/movies).
  • I love animals, but especially felines (my favorite is the panther), dogs (and other canines like foxes), turtles and hedgehogs (Talk to me about animals).
  • Hobbies (Sort of):

- Reading (Police, sci-fi, light fantasy, psychological horror and poetry being my favorite genres).

- Drawing

- I also like animation and crocheting but I still need to learn some things.

- Sometimes I write too (AO3 account here).


About the blog :P

In this blog I mostly reblog, although sometimes I post my thoughts or some doodles/sketches. I have an art blog if you want to see my drawings.

I’m a multifandom and multishipper:

DISCLAIMER: I don’t ship real people.

(I won’t make a list of the ships because I’m very shy, but my OTPs are Johnlock, Ineffable Husbands, Angelbutter and Stantzler. Yeah in this blog we love gay people)

And here is the list of fandoms:

  • Martin Freeman (and anything related)
  • Sherlock Holmes (Books & adaptations)

Adaptations so far: BBC Sherlock, Sherlock & Co., House MD and The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson AKA Soviet Holmes.

  • Ghostbusters (All the franchise: Original, Real GB, Fem GB and New Gen)
  • Cornetto Trilogy/Three flavors cornetto trilogy/Blood & Ice cream trilogy
  • Good Omens
  • The Owl House
  • Rick and Morty
  • Arsène Lupin (Only the books)
  • Laika Studios
  • Fargo
  • Los Simuladores (Arg)
  • Zero Calcare’s animated series


Things I like/love but am not a fan of (At least not yet):

  • Michael Sheen (I love him)
  • Simon Pegg (I also love him)
  • Tom Hanks
  • Dan Aykroyd
  • House MD (Let me finish the series first please)
  • Our Flag Means Death (Same as House MD)
  • Loki (I still have to watch the 2nd season)
  • My Little Pony & Equestria Girls (I liked the movies but I haven’t seen the series)
  • The Simpsons
  • Sonic (i enjoy the characters and story but i’m not a fan)
  • Inside Job (Loved the series but I don’t consider myself a fan)
  • The Amazing Digital Circus (It’s a pretty good series, I swear)
  • Night at the Museum
  • Black Panther


Things i’m not interested in (This doesn’t mean that i’m against/i hate it i’m just not into it):

  • LOTR & The Hobbit (I’ve seen all 3 The Hobbit movies but I’m not interested in Tolkien’s universe, sorry. I also read the first book but got bored because of how slow it was.)
  • Harry Potter (I have the books because they were gifted to me but I’m not really interested)
  • Marvel Cinematic Universe (I’m not into superheroes, and I have seen very few things)
  • DC Cinematic Universe (Same as Marvel)
  • FNAF (I have friends who are fans and I know quite a bit but I’m not really interested neither)
  • Arcane/LOL
  • Stranger Things


I think that’s all. Welcome! :D

If you made it this far, thank you :)

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Anonymous asked:

Loved the podcast so much!

Dreading when someone (the fail) is going to clip that comment about bitches and turn it into a whole thing.

safedistancefrombeingsmart answered:

Yes, it’s a great podcast. We get some neat little insights into his life (I am really intrigued by why he started eating meat again, or at least of what I made of the bits he revealed.) And, as usual, Martin is really, really funny.

Luckily, Martin was smart enough to instantly add that the bitches comment was a joke (and that he loves Jim Carrey 😆)- and I also thought it was hilarious. The way he build up that joke it was clear that it was just that- a joke- and that he didn’t mean it at all.

So far, the tabloids haven’t used it- they’re all about ‘Martin shares rare insight into his romance with French girlfriend’. 🙄

He loves food so much- all the food podcast were great.

Thanks for the ask, and have a great day!