Queer, sleepless and a hot mess.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

don’t contact me for donations. I can’t give you anything and it just makes me feel horrible. You’ll get no exposure from my blog.

anyways


I was given the ability to draw and I’m making it everyone else’s problem


[Big text: I was given the ability to draw and I’m making it everyone else’s problem]

Hello! Call me Apple. Any pronouns I think

Pronouns list is here

I take stamp requests! send them in pls :3

Version with blinkies

I’m the self-appointed killsquad CEO

Feel free to ask me stupid questions and chat with me. (totally not begging. definitely. yep./s)

Sideblogs are @ask-group-ceres (OCs), @rwvau-repository (Vigilante AU), and @spearmaster-is-gay (Kin stuff)

RW rp very much welcome (Just don’t come expecting no shipping)

Art tag is #apple arting

reblog filter tag is #not a reblog (only filters posts where I’m not the original poster)

Other interests include:

rimworld (aka war crime simulator 2013)

fanfiction

SS13

clone wars (Fox is so done and I love him)

women /silly

old hyperfixations on Wings of fire, Warrior cats and hermitcraft

the stamp/frozen blinkie army:

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Stamp credit to @psystirene (first two rows and nonbinary spearmaster stamp) @plateboundary (third row) @a-rabid-snake (boomstick silhouette art on fourth row) @thunder-wolf64 (boomstick pixel art on fourth row) @fum1r (slightly grainy artihunter stamp) and @aloe-vera-7 (8 bit artihunter stamp)

The others are self-made! (you can use them, just credit me)


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Bot slayer badge by @totallypumpkin

Pinned Post not a reblog rain world apple arting beep beep
paradox-crows
artificer-real

wait which vinegar were you guys even drinking i dont remember-

artificer-real

as far as i can tell White Vinegar is the most acidic and also cheap af so ill take that

artificer-real

Alright, about 4 shots down the drain fuck you guys were chuggin

artificer-real

FUCK me that is some ACID alright-

artificer-real

uh oh

paradox-crows

*Deep breath*

GIRL

WHY THE FUCK

DID YOU DO THIS?

artificer-real

hOly FUCK

MAN

so pro tip: if you ever need to throw up for some reason

DRINK A LOT OF VVINEGAR!

paradox-crows

YOU WHAT

apple-eating-goat

all of you….

paradox-crows
paradox-crows

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NONONONO

*glances up*

STOP PLEASE I-

*Constant ping noises*

DEER LET'S COMPRO–

*sound of hundreds of posts getting liked and reblogged*

REEEE

apple-eating-goat

I see they got to you too

I'm making it worse <3

@methoxyacetyltryptamine ;)

methoxyacetyltryptamine

APPLE, NEITHER DEER AND I FOLLOW EACH OTHER SO I DON'T GET THIS WHA- WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?!??!!??

apple-eating-goat

go forth and annoy my mutual please

paradox-crows

APPLE YOU BITCH

apple-eating-goat

Muahaahahahahahha

methoxyacetyltryptamine
cadaverousdecay

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

cadaverousdecay

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oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

cadaverousdecay

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official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

mildlybizarrecorvid

If memory serves, the same happened with oranges.

And flys + fly have entirely separate etymologies

methoxyacetyltryptamine
billy-pilgrims-steering-wheel

Wait. Do we all have sideblogs....like how many?

none

one

bravely answer in comments

mildlybizarrecorvid

For now: 15

official-rhode-island

damn this is my only one

mildlybizarrecorvid

Most of them don't get much use; the majority of those things where you send an oc an ask or whatever, and people don't really interact

unused-paradox

out of my 3:

  • I don't use one anymore at all
  • One only posts asks
  • And I rarely ever use the last one

actually hold on I'm curious:

How many sideblogs do you use regularly? (you define "regularly")

0

1

2

3

4

5+

I have no sideblogs

I use all my sideblogs regularly

I'm bald/results/vanilla extract

mildlybizarrecorvid

Here I'd say it's two; my blog where I get tagged to bugs, and the one where I endlessly reblog a newt.

I might try to be more active on the dinosaur gimmick one, though