Pixie Nest

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sainamoonshine
assiraphales

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

assiraphales

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

assiraphales

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I said what I said!

xavantina

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

coffeedrgn87

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

theanishimori

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

rhube

Honestly, a slutsona that you only slip on when you're not talking to students is a slutsona that's being appropriately applied.

outlaw-monarch
lorencethecat

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

polyamorousmood

Based on the notes of a couple of my posts, this is everything to poly aroaces

polyamorousmood

Anonymous ask that says 'As an aroace polyam, my ideal situation is “guy who’s in a polycule; he’s not dating anyone, he’s just there”'ALT

I fucking told y'all

phoenixyfriend
junewild

socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

junewild

the lint trap is a fascinating example of a decomposer. it relies on the environment to bring food in the form of detritus, which it then breaks down into lint. lint traps have relatively long lives in comparison with other species (especially given the recent downward trends in lifespan, which are likely caused by a combination of genetic bottlenecks and poor nutrition). the lint trap has an unusual relationship with fire—some theorize that it uses fire as a tool to increase resource availability, while others believe that its frequent proximity to fire is due to environmental factors

junewild

the apex predator of the laundry biome is, of course, the dreaded duvet cover. duvet covers lead solitary lives, and are rarely seen socializing with one another. its preferred prey is socks, although it is an opportunistic eater and will prey upon much larger targets, such as t-shirts, leggings, and even sheets. aside from its large territory and antisocial nature, its behaviors are poorly known and highly controversial. one major theory is that the duvet cover is an ambush predator, lying in wait for its prey. another is that the duvet cover seeks out prey, using its superior size and large mouth to overwhelm its victims in a matter of seconds. a third, less popular supposition is that the duvet cover lures its victims to it by mimicking the laundry bag, a preferred shelter for many residents of the laundry biome. more research on this topic is necessary

outlaw-monarch
marinella-ela

derinthescarletpescatarian

He fucking CLIMBED HIM

derinthescarletpescatarian

#yeah you shouldn't mess with wild animals even if they seem to be small and harmless#i just hope that the lizard was okay after this#video#australia

He shouldn't grab it like that but given that the frillneck had literally climbed on top of him I'm not sure he had a whole lot of good options.

fallenstarworkshop

What was his goal? Did he think he was going to eat the Giant Biped?

derinthescarletpescatarian

Might have wanted to bite his face perhaps, but it seems counterproductive when the guy was already running away

hollowedskin

Frillies love being up high and feel safe there. They also love biting and general agression. The third and most important aspect of their nature is that they're very very very dumb.

These three things combine into a situation where the frillie goes "hey fuck off mate, hey fuck off! Hey I wanna be tall so I'm not scared why is my tree running away. Come back tree! But the guy can Fuck off! gotta climb the tree! WHOA THERES A GUY IN MY TREE??? FUCK OFF!!!"

derinthescarletpescatarian

That's so cute I love him

batbetbitbotbut
storyweavingspider

A little boy just looked at me and went “woah! That girl is so tall!! I didn’t know girls could get that tall!” To his grandpa.

Grandpa talked to him about how he had tall women in his family and how pretty tall girls are and the boy said he should ask me out 💀 so grandpa was like “she’s probably already married”

Listening to this exchange was so cute and so gender affirming bc not once did either of them imply I was actually a man I’m gonna cry this was so sweet.

storyweavingspider

Just like. Grandpa didn’t try to “um actually” correct him about me being trans just went instantly into giving him respect women juice lmfao

I was bracing for the kid to get corrected on calling me a girl but when it didn’t happen i felt such a relief instantly. At no point did it become A Problem for me to deal with, grandpa just gently had a convo about how women come in all sizes and how the boy has really tall family members too and I’m just sitting here trying not to cry (positive) bc gender euphoria mixed with it just being such a cute convo to listen to.

I’ve been having a lot of anxiety lately as someone who “doesn’t pass” but who’s also extremely Visible due to being 6’2” and having a very distinctive style, but every time I have a younger queer or kid look at me with stars in their eyes because some facet of me that I refuse to hide is amazing to them, it makes me so fucking happy. Like, to this kid I wasn’t some tranny, I was just a Giant Woman and he didn’t realize that was possible until he saw me. 🥹

storyweavingspider

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A giant woman :)

batbetbitbotbut
elodieunderglass

A leucistic female mallard and her drake popped up on the stern for a quick snack-and-quack. Courtesy of Disney Princess powers “Wild Things” Specially Formulated Duck And Swan Pellets.

elodieunderglass

The leucistic mallard in this area is very human-socialized. It’s possible that she’s a domestic crossbreed, but it’s more likely that her unusual color morph attracts attention/is seen as memorable, and so she gets preferentially singled out and fed. OR, also likely, she’s just absurdly in love with the boat. She really, really loves the boat. She gets a bit of food from us, but we think that she’s just excited about the nesting possibilities inherent in our herb garden, which we’re trying to discourage - we won’t be able to move our home if doing so would disturb a nesting bird.

We tend to nickname the local critters, so she became Anna, while the drake is Platy.

Just heard my husband using his Dad Voice.

“Anna, don’t dig up the rosemary.”

“Anna, don’t eat the rosemary.”

“Anna, you’re a duck. You don’t need rosemary.”

“Anna, no.”

“ANNA, NO.”

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But Anna yes.

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At that point Platy hopped up in the bow and sat in the thyme.

“I don’t know what to do about this,” my husband said.

So I said wisely, “A duck in thyme saves nine.”

crazymeds

@anaisnein

anaisnein

this post is perfect, we can all go home

elodieunderglass

aww thank you so much! I’m surprised people found it again but I’m glad it gave you pleasure.

picadreams

When was this? Did Anna nest on the boat? I NEED TO KNOW!

elodieunderglass

It was April 2015 (three years ago.) Anna tried desperately to move in with us, even jumping through the hatch to land in the kitchen. We have several hilarious videos in which the visual punchline is “And Then A Duck Came Through the Window”

We didn’t want her to nest on the boat, and we moved within the two-week limit of staying in one place. Anna paddled after us sadly as we pulled away but stayed in her neighborhood and didn’t come with us.

We moved onto dry land. Anna was spotted healthy and friendly in 2017.

elodieunderglass

Aww this is a nice memory! Things you can observe in the first two photos: the padlock that stops people stealing your diesel, the corner of the gangplank you need to get onto land, the fact that we had a trad stern. In the second picture, at the bow of the boat, you can see we had a cratch cover (tent that fits over the bow of the boat and makes a porch for keeping interesting bits of wood in) and the handpainted Gromit localises it nicely to the West Country. (Aardman studios are Bristol-based.) I painted roses and castles on Gromit to make him a Narrowboat Dog and we had him on the bow most of the time, as well as traditional liveaboard herb gardens on the bow and roof.