disasterenergy:

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

insomniac-arrest:

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

1. Bitching and moaning
2. Hater-ology
3. Doing a goofy little bit about it
4. Having a buddy say “that’s so fucked up” at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
5. Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

janmisali:

unused-paradox:

janmisali:

janmisali:

qiopto:

janmisali:

chirriechi:

janmisali:

existencebringsonlypain:

janmisali:

mintyflavoredperson:

janmisali:

vixen-flame:

janmisali:

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one egg

handful of peas

Is this a Gaster reference?

explain

Offering ‘one egg’ is a thing a man behind a tree does, who is often theorized to be Gaster, who is originally from the game Undertale, but Deltarune has put more focus on him

why do undertale-deltarune fans assume every mysterious character is the same guy. just because there’s one mysterious guy whose name you know you just assume everyone you don’t know is that guy? get real

idk gaster’s Probably involved with deltarune and it’s a weird guy who is only referred to as “a man” (as is Gaster), not too big a stretch. I personally think he’s not the same guy as the goner maker sequence guy tho. maybe different fragments of gaster

evidence that the egg guy is gaster (comprehensive??):

1. mysterious
2. male

egg guy also only appears in between two rooms sometimes and mystery man in undertale appears in a hallway in between two rooms sometimes
so they got the whole room that does not normally appear thing going on
but also egg guy gives you two eggs actually in the two chapters so this is not an egg guy reference

3. similar method of finding the easter egg as a third mysterious character who may or may not also be gaster

No no cause in Undertale he was implied to be experimenting with alternate universes and he only appears sometimes based on a random number that’s chosen when you start the game (named the Functional Universe Number number)

And Deltarune is an alternate universe so he’s probably up to something

Also his leitmotif appears in a bunch of bosses’ music and also weirdly Noelle’s theme, so he must be there somewhere

why are we saying that’s what fun stands for. toby fox confirmed ages ago that f is for friends who do stuff together, u is for

ALT

4. leaves

considering Gaster was “shattered across time and space” the egg man is likely part of him

this is evidence that literally any character is gaster this is nothing you’re not doing actual analysis

drunknuncle:

when i was in 10th grade i worked at subway and hated it so i made a bunch of hate URLs

kiyomitakada:

kirajanai:

all the pretty bitches love me

[ID: Art of Kiyomi Takada and Misa Amane from Death Note. Misa has her arms around Kiyomi’s neck and they’re both looking at the camera, Kiyomi with an intense stare and a trace of a smile, while Misa looks amused. They both have multiple ear piercings. Misa’s eyes are brown, and Kiyomi’s nails are sharp and painted black. End ID]

thedoubteriswise:

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it’s a language model that’s treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it’s got hallucinations

cedric-k-rossignol:

03.30.25. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who started it all.

technofinch:

“Adulting” is such a juvenile word we should give it a more dignified suffix. How about “Adultery”

ale-wastaken:

I have the headcanon that A more than once he woke up in the middle of the night and saw B standing next to his bed staring at him, the first few times he was scared because he thought B wanted to kill him, but there came a point where he would just look at him and say “go to sleep B, it’s late” and B would go to sleep (there was never a bad reason why B did that, he just enjoyed watching A sleep).

howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:

the-frightening-ghoul:

i-am-a-fish:

I’m glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn’t say anything

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ALT

every-sebastian-michaelis:

edith-is-dead:

angelfagz:

blunt force feminization

official-sonic-team:

blue collar plumber mario has become a class traitor

neostellarjpg:

akumatrash:

Just have to wait two more days for Kuroshitsuji: Emerald Witch Arc to drop

partingwayssoon:

ivantill is so good for atticwifing because of the fact that ivan doesn’t even know if it’ll work. he doesn’t know if till will ever give in and love him he doesn’t know if he can make till give up. but he knows that if someone is going to own till, it’s going to be Him.