just realised the long live tour is in three months. Girl help!
If you want to kill yourself you can always watch Dan and Phil’s hit indie horror short film series. Pro tip!
there really is nothing like the sheer high of crafts hysteria. godddd the way phil was the true believer and dan was the one more attuned but afraid of it...... devoted not to Him but to phil................ so so fucking good. hesitating in the doorway. marked by phil's blood on his face, his handprint on his heart. holding phil's heart in one hand and phil's hand in the other because phil's blood, his life, might have been the sacrifice to Him, but his heart... his heart was dan's................ posed to match the lovers on the devil arcana.............. god. UNMATCHED
It's such a queer analogy. Phil was comfortable identifying as gay. Dan was terrified. But he walked into the gay unknown because he could not let go of Phil's heart. Damn.
Often my philosophy when listening to music is “I might as well feel worse” and I think I should stop doing that
Anonymous asked:
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northirish answered:
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?

God please not this fucking post