we make fun of americans and their burgers but a good burger at the right moment really will return your will to live, is the thing
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im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tipsâ„¢
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i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word’s gonna be huge for me
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