New mom funny quotes

We can't all look good at the same time...It's either me, the kids, or the house...

Motherhood is both the most amazing and difficult thing in the world. So I thought I would round up some fun Mom Jokes/Quotes to give you a good laugh... Otherwise, we might all just pull our hair out from this wonderful blessing called Motherhood.

Whether you're a Mom or a Dad, we can all use a laugh. Here are my top 20 funny quotes about parenting. And they are so relatable!

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Silence isn't golden... it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the sleep deprivation.

Every now and then in parenting you just need someone to relate to you; from the need for sleep to the endless clean-ups. Just in case you can’t get the real thing today, here are some ridiculously funny quotes about parenting that sum up life as we know it. We’ve pulled together the best of the best in hopes of giving you a laugh!

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