[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi

[ text ID: I must have flowers, always, and always. — Claude Monet ]

I think the Joker would be a lot more tolerable as a dude if more writers embraced his characterization from the 1966 Batman movie, in which he's unexpectedly serving as a one man HR department for the four-way evil team up.

everyone else is making pretty obvious contributions to the United Underworld, right? Penguin is supplying the goons and the armed submarine. Catwoman has a sexy Russian altar ego she's using to acquire information and trap Bruce Wayne in an elaborate hostage situation. if you pay close attention to the subtext, it becomes clear that the Riddler's primarily there to supply heaps and heaps of cocaine to fuel the whole endeavour.

and then you have the Joker, who mostly seems to be there to keep an eye on the inventor they kidnapped (not even torturing him, just tricking him into thinking he's on a boat and everything is normal) and occasionally telling the other villains to tone it down and play nice when they start getting in each other's faces. he's not really bringing much to the group project except his sparkling personality, which sort of leaves you with the impression that he maybe got invited along because he's the only one who's friends with everyone else in the group and they needed that stabilizing force. just a chill clown with face paint over his mustache that everybody gets along with.

the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

imagine playing a plot-irrelevant gay little freak so fucking good that they keep you in the franchise and elevate your role to core character whose relationship with the franchise's main antagonist carries the entire emotional climax of the third movie. and your character doesn't even have a first name.

Masochism Tango

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be the faggot america