yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:

Still can’t believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling “Tariff” and spending like a minute to read the definiton. “I’m going to introduce tariffs” as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying “I’m going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)”

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he’s going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

aflo:

grox:

When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers

Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close

leafcrunch:

deirdreskye:

kunosoura:

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.

unfathomablylargekiwi:

what-even-is-thiss:

I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

wizardarchetypes:

incredible creature on the ferry

heckinpupperino:

ALT

ALT

kuromi-hoemie:

HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn’t have any other songs that sound like that

overcaffeinated-aro:

ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST

sourcreammachine:

nothingdoingcomic:

ALT

Nothing Doing no. 44

palmer:

robotkyle:

palmer:

robotkyle:

palmer:

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

the-cricket-chirps:

Huang Yongyu

Rat

Ink and colour on paper

qrowscant:

warpedlamp:

diebuster:

compelled me

nostalgicfun:

nostalgicfun:

my day job is at a college, and this morning my boss was like “go collect all the suggestion slips from our suggestion boxes around the school and create a document and a spreadsheet outlining the needs of the student body.”

Ok cool very easy! fun, even!

there were two. two suggestions.

“spring fling should be steampunk themed :3 I’d like to see more pipes and gears with no discernible function”

and

“free food. starbocks. privitized resturaunts.”

I can’t wait to turn in my 1/8th page report with “pipes and gears with no discernible function” and three out of five words misspelled on it. the students have spoken, boss; such are the needs of the student body.

Report complete I’m off to grab lunch at a privitized resturaunt

heavensghost:

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

resplendent-chungus:

doubleca5t:

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

“Legacy points added/deducted” has permanently become a part of my vocabulary