"Ohhh why is high fashion so ugly why is runway fashion so ugly who on earth could possibly want this" its sculpture. High fashion isn't meant to be worn anywhere it's just people-based sculpture. It's okay

doctors appointments are always like " show up 30 minutes before your scheduled appointment if you don't want us to spit on you and if you're one minute late we will ritually execute you" and then the doctor will be 40 minutes late anyway

Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few dice…one or two maybe"

in times like these at least i have the character

Omg I love that they actually drew the lab 🤣

I'm so tired

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

the funniest character in media remains Burgerpants from Undertale

comedic characters who are lazy husbands with no moral compass? Tired. Boring. Been done.

comedic characters who are minimum wage catboys on the cusp of mental breakdowns? fuckin hilarious, timeless, visionary