I have thoughts and none of them are in order.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
homunculus-argument

It’s been years since I last read Pride and Prejudice, but back in the day when I first read the book, I actually had a hard time being able to relate to Elizabeth Bennet at all, because I would absolutely have not been able to conduct myself with that much virtue and dignity.

If I had been put into a situation where my entire future would depend on whether people find my family annoying, me and my sister would have been literally killing each other with any available sharp object like we’re stuck together in a Saw trap.

why doesn't Elizabeth the smartest of the Bennets simply eat the other Bennets
origami-butterfly everythinggoesnumb
marisatomay

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

marisatomay

Last year, of the Best Picture nominees, Top Gun: Maverick won the Dad Award…this year Killers of the Flower Moon won…who will it be next year…stay tuned

marisatomay

2 b honest gang he didn’t like any of this year’s Best Picture noms. We’ll be back next spring.

mapetitefeedeslilas

I feel like this needs the maternal counterpart "Films my mom watched attentively without interrupting every two minutes asking 'who's this?' 'what's that?' 'what's he called?'"

marisatomay

Top Gun Maverick wins again

i feel like I'm also somewhat guilty of falling asleep on the couch while watching stuff with people
brownheadedcowbird snoozingcat
noknowshame

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

brbeth

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I think...you might be right

brownheadedcowbird

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what the fuck

origami-butterfly gemharvest
ivyevescarlet

can u see me? just checking,,

paper-mario-wiki

wow, for some reason, less than 4 months after she made her account, my girlfriend got silently banned off Tumblr! thats crazy!

i wonder what my black trans girlfriend did to get herself banned! oh well im sure there was a really good reason for it

paper-mario-wiki

this website is a fucking joke.

paper-mario-wiki

if you arent furious over this in light of the recent downsizing of tumblr's staff to about 25, then you havent thought yet about how purposeful you have to be to single out a single black trans person for being black and trans out of a userbase accounting for 300 million daily logins.

because of something existential that they dont like about her.

stealingpotatoes

Anonymous asked:

Imagine the Rebels crew on a mission to planet ATLA!

omg a star wars ATLA au would be great, though translating the rebels’ designs/stories could make things funny

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somewhere out there cal is going around like 'hi im cal kestis im an airbender!' ezra bridger kanan jarrus star wars star wars rebels sw atla au < that is a threat. ive accidentally gotten invested and started having ideas my doods thanks for the ask! askbox closed