Wade Wilson's Accidental Guide to Surviving a Valentine's Day Cruise Breakup

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• Wade Wilson's Accidental Guide to Surviving a Valentine's Day Cruise Breakup by anderscones

  Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  09 Feb 2025

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  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
  • Past Jean Grey/Logan/Scott Summers - Relationship
  • Past Francis Freeman/Wade Wilson
  • Past Vanessa Carlysle/Wade Wilson - Relationship
  • Past Logan/Ororo Munroe
  • Wade Wilson
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
  • Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers
  • Alternate Universe - No Powers
  • Alternate Universe - Cruise Ship
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Slow Burn
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Fake Marriage
  • Past Abuse
  • Minor Original Character(s)
  • There Was Only One Bed
  • Food as a Metaphor for Love
  • Side Pairing: Scott Summers and Jean Grey
  • Side Pairing: Ororo Munroe and Kurt Wager and Peter Maximoff
  • Side Pairing: Dani Moonstar and Rahne Sinclair
  • Side Pairing: Bobby Drake and John Allerdyce
  • First Meetings
  • Contests
  • Competition
  • Mental Health Issues
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Valentine's Day
  • mechanical bull riding
  • cowboy logan
  • (slaps roof of cruise fic) this bad boy can fit so many xmen characters in it
  • ABC Islands
  • theyre both basically in their 50s btw. if you even care
  • also ive never been on a cruise before so if you see inconsistencies or inaccuracies
  • no you didnt <3

  Summary

  Wade and Logan meet on a week-long Valentine’s Day cruise, dumped by their respective parties at the last minute. The idea of winning every cruise-hosted event and rubbing it in everyone’s faces is like shiny objects to crows for Wade, but he needs a partner to do it successfully. Preferably a beautiful piece of arm candy to shock the haters. Logan just wants to survive this vacation. If he enjoys the thought of his exes getting a little jealous over his budding fake-relationship while he does it?

  Well.

  That’s between him and Wade.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Wade Wilson's Accidental Guide to Surviving a Valentine's Day Cruise Breakup

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  60,005

  Chapters:

  12/21

  Comments:

  287

  Kudos:

  142

  Bookmarks:

  31

  Hits:

  1,764

• The Guide by anderscones

  Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

  • Not Rated
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  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  05 Feb 2025

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  Series

  • Part 2 of Wade Wilson's Accidental Guide to Surviving a Valentine's Day Cruise Breakup

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  0

  Chapters:

  5/8

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  24

  Hits:

  218