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“Shit!”
It was the first thing I slurred as I bumble-assed my way out of a goth club fucked up and mad. Of course, the group I went out with tonight ditched me and left to do who knows what you do in downtown Pomona. I sighed as I pulled out my phone. My anxiety spiked to insane levels as I tried to figure out a way home. I ran my hand through my dreadlocks trying to soothe myself. Maybe I should call my mom? Naw, she would just hit me with the “I told ya so” crap. I don’t need help, I can figure it out myself. I passed up and down the sidewalk, as I drunkenly ordered an Uber for myself.
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Bill Cipher has a chance at a second life. Just not the one he was expecting. Instead of finding himself in the 2nd dimension, he finds himself trapped in form of a college student at Backupsmore. His memory of his past life slowly fades day by day, and he reunites with some unexpected accquiantances.
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College fiddauthor where sweet, naive, innocent Ford takes up Thoroughly Experienced Fiddleford™ on his offer of sex, then it turns into a habit, then it slowly gets weirder, and also becomes more than just sex.
It’s mostly sex though, not gonna lie. But they’re men of science about it the whole time.
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- Part 1 of Love in College
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“Hi there, you on the table. I wonder if you’d mind taking a brief survey.”
Stan P wakes up on a table with no memory of who he is and an annoying voice asking him stupid questions. The rest is history.
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Ford Pines finds out he’s married to Bill Cipher after a very strange phone call and is incredibly mad about it. He starts attending couples counseling at the Theraprism with him, while also begging for a divorce, only for old feelings to resurface.
They don’t exactly work it out, but it seems like there’s a little hope left for them.
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Bill is dropped into the wilderness of Oregon by The Axolotl, and is desperately trying to survive. He gets housed by the pines family after passing out in the forest and being taken in, but as Bill talks to Ford, he realizes that Stanford doesn’t know who he truly is, and Bill plans to use that for his advantage. Unfortunately, being human now makes it harder to use people without your stupid feeble feelings getting in the way. Oh, and Bill fucks up. More than once.
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What Lies in the Ruins by and_salty
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Gravity Falls
06 Feb 2025
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Ford and Stan are out adventuring--as usual. Their next destination is an abandoned temple that's been lost for many years. When they arrive Stan has an encounter with a certain someone who was lost to history along with the temple.
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Somewhere, far in the strange vast and ever growing space of what we mortals dubbed the multiverse, a falling star splits and diverges into two parallel realities. One of them is the home of the Gravity Falls we all know and love, and the other...
Based on relativity falls au!
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- Part 1 of relativity falls
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“She’s a weird kid.” Ford said it like he was the proudest man in the world.
“So were we, once.”or
Fiddleford Hadron McGucket gets invited to Pines Family Dinner and ends up liking it a whole lot more than he planned.
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★° No beta, we die like Euclydia °★
After centuries and centuries of years spent at the Theraprism, Bill Cipher became a mere shell of what he once was.
Stripped of his powers and his very identity, he completed his therapy, but what for?The Axolotl gives him a second chance, something that differs from the Theraprism's traditional methods; They send back Bill to 1982, a time when Ford Pines wasn't scarred by Cipher's actions, therefore gives them a chance to be something completely else. Except, something's different...
Bill is given a human body.
•°★ "One way to absolve his crimes; A different form, A different time" ★°•
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- Part 1 of FIXINIT AU
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Stan sat on the hood of his car in the dark just watching the turbulent waves crash into the sandy beach. He wished he could go back to when he was younger. Away from all the horrors he has to do to survive.
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- Part 15 of Stanuary 2025
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The one of the worst days of Stan’s life started with the two smartest people he has ever known being dumber than him.
It was supposed to be a quick hike, just to a rainforest hidden in the woods. Instead, Stan went tumbling head over heels down a small hill right in front of The Fords, just to land next to a flower circle with a gemstone ring.
Stan told both of the Fords™ to not to mess around with that clearly cursed spooky fucking ring they found in the woods. But now Stan will have to pay the price of the curse they brought home.
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This is the combination from three Stanuary Fics (Treasure, Alone, Found) into one large fic :)Series
- Part 6 of Bargained For Extras
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It was nice going to this nerd convention with Ford, being able to go somewhere with his twin was a treat. Stan was still nervous with how many people were after him but Ford had brought a great point. Since Ford was well known in the scientific community then it would be weirder if he didn’t go and it was understood that he took a research assistant, so it would be weird for Stan not to go.
Hopefully with Fiddleford there, it would go all according to his brothers laid out plan.
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- Part 5 of Bargained For Extras
- Part 8 of Stanuary 2025
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Every month Ford experiences the same cycle: scientific curiosity, self-restraint and complete obliteration. He should’ve known better
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Tearing a hole in the fabric of reality doesn’t exactly have zero side effects, believe it or not. Bill Cipher ends up learning this the hard way after trying to merge the third and second dimension when he starts rapidly glitching through the fabric of space and time. Eventually landing in Earth, Dimension 46, Bill makes a hasty deal with his borderline kidnapper, an eccentric twelve-year-old Stanford Pines: help him return to his dimension, and in return, Ford gets to learn about cool multiverse stuff! Woohoo! What could go wrong?
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"Bill Cipher, your execution date has been set."
The words struck Bill like a blast of icy cosmic energy. For a beat, his yellow glow dimmed, his eye widening in something he hadn't felt since... his arrival. Fear. A terror unlike any other.
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A story in which the universe's notoriously beloved Euclidian undergoes the biggest trial to earn a pardon. A second chance at redemption -
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Dipper Pines chose to leave Gravity Falls behind.
Sure, he looks back on those summertime childhood memories with fondness. But he’s eighteen now, soon to be nineteen. He can’t preoccupy himself with that childish nonsense of “exploring” anymore.
That is, until Dipper is in need of an internship. And wouldn’t you know it, Mabel (who has visited Gravity Falls every summer since she left) has the brilliant idea of interning for Great Uncle Ford. Desperate and out of ideas, Dipper caves and finds himself back in Gravity Falls.
Upon his return, Dipper dives headfirst into the weirdness that is Gravity Falls. Mysteries, time warps, the supernatural, and… Pacifica Northwest, oddly enough. Oh, and sweaty palms whenever she’s around.
Are those sweaty palms indicative of something bigger, or does he just dislike Pacifica Northwest?
No, really. Dipper's genuinely asking. He'd really like to know.
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The therapist shuffled some papers in their lap, “it means that you will be relocated from the Theraprism-”
“Fuck yeah! Finally!” Bill stood from his chair, ‘grinning’ with his eye. “I knew you all would realize this was all useless!”
“- to the Pines Family.”
“What.”
A.K.A. After Bill sucks at therapy so hard they have to send him to his ex's house in the hopes he gets good.
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Post-Weirdmaggedon, Stanley Pines never gets his memories back. Summer ends, and Dipper and Mabel go back home without their Grunkle even remembering their names.
One day, a grief stricken Stanford invites Stan to help him seal up leftover rifts and wormholes from the apocalypse.
Of course the second he's not looking Stanley gets sucked into one.
When Stanley wakes up it's the 1960s and a teary-eyed little boy with glasses too big for his face is asking him if he's seen his twin brother anywhere.
While deciding whether or not to pickpocket the kid, they end up striking a deal; in exchange for money and shelter, Stan'll help the kid find his lost brother.
Part 4 of my Dad Ford AU. Might want to read the other parts first, but don't have to. Must read before finale fic (not published yet)
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- Part 4 of Dad Ford AU
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This is the start of a story of where the reader is pursuing a master's degree in cryptozoology. Ford is their faculty sponsor and helps with their research. Will they fall in love? (Yes they will and its going to be hot.)