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All I want for Christmas (is us) by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
30 Jan 2025
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After 16 years of marriage and 3 kids, Tony Stark and Pepper Potts got divorced. One year later, their kids Peter, Harley, and Morgan, try their best to bring their parents back together and push their mom’s new obnoxious boyfriend out of the picture. Things go as well as one might guess.
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Or… A rewrite of the adorably cheesy 90’s movie ‘All I Want For Christmas’ ala Irondad.
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- Part 11 of Iron Dad Stories
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"of enemies to everything" by nancyholland
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Jan 2025
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Popular culture would say that Peter Parker and Harley Keener would become good friends when they met, both sharing genius level intellects and easily joking with other people. Although Peter Parker was somewhat shy, he was also sarcastic. Keener had a way of being sarcastic and somewhat flirtatious when talking. We see here that they would be a great friendship when they met, right? But however, that was not the case.
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Peter Parker and Harley Keener can't be in the same room without killing each other, eventually they fall in love.
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Brothers Fight (Right?) by xxdrarryrebellexx for JAWorley
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Peter had wanted to argue that he knows more than most people about how temporary life can be, but Harley’s known Tony longer. It wouldn't be fair. It isn't Peter's place, because if Tony was like a dad to Peter then who knows how drastically he changed Harley's life.
It's just not fair, Peter thinks for maybe the hundredth time.
bully???? harley and post-coma tony
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No by MARVELously3000
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
18 Dec 2024
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Peter is a people pleaser and his brother, Harley, tries to help him work on it; until Peter says no to him that is.Or: People say to stick up for yourself until you actually do.
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY
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the one where Tony accidentally goes viral by graveltotempo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Dec 2024
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Tony Stark goes viral.
For once, it's not even his fault.
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Peter is on TikTok by percylicious39
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Nov 2024
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One night, after patrol, he was scrolling down, watching videos again when he stumbled upon yet another one using the GUY.exe song by Superfruit. You know, the " six feet tall and super strong " one where people flex.
That's when he got the idea for his first video with Harley.
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aka Peter makes a cute and slitghly simpy TikTok including Harley
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The Fast (Peter & Harley) & The Furious (Tony Damn Stark) by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
10 Sep 2024
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"Harley, seriously, shut up! I swear, just—just let me handle this, okay? And stop smiling like you're enjoying this!”
"Who, me? Enjoying being chased by cops? Nah, I'm just thrilled to be the star of my own action movie. Can't wait to see how this one ends,” Harley quipped.
“You wanna know how it ends, Harley? By Tony coming to bail us out of jail, that’s how it ends! And then we’re in for the sequel,” Peter snapped, finally biting the bullet and pulling the car to a slow stop.
“Shit,” the younger teen mumbled.
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Harley and Peter manage to get tangled in an illegal street race, get arrested, and call Tony to bail them out.Series
- Part 1 of Iron Dad Stories
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see your southern heart hiding behind a city face by giza_aura
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Sep 2024
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“The first time you caught my eye, it was not love at first sight. Instead, a quiet curiosity was planted in my chest and I knew it was only a matter of time before you sunk beneath my bones and nurtured this deep-seated familiarity into a love so fierce that I would question if I had ever been in love before.”
OR: A detached southern boy finds himself in foster care with a teenage superhero who puts on a mask outside of the suit; they find peace in one another and maybe even a little bit of love.
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La Guida a Peter Parker per Idioti Vol. 2 by sadllama
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Aug 2024
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"Che cazzo facciamo ora?"
Fissando il lampadario rotto e il bimbo-ragno che stava ancora dormendo nell'angolo del soffitto nonostante il numero di colpi di scopa che aveva ricevuto, Rhodey semplicemente rise con la voce rotta, "Controlla la guida. Solo. Controlla la fottutissima guida. Tony e Pepper hanno bisogno di riposo. Non abbiamo altra scelta.”Oppure: Tony Stark ha una guida a Peter Parker. Qui ci sono le regole da 101 a 200
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- Part 2 of La Guida a Peter Parker per Idioti
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The Sassy Intern and Spider-Man: Far From Peace (With Great Power Comes Great Sarcasm) by ClosetParleyScorbus
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Aug 2024
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Harley Keener never imagined that accepting Tony Stark's internship offer would land him in the heart of New York City, surrounded by cutting-edge technology and superheroes. But things get even more complicated when he meets Peter Parker, another intern with a knack for science and a secret identity. Initially clashing with Peter's shy demeanor and awkward humor, Harley's sharp wit and sarcasm soon break the ice, leading to an unexpected friendship.
As they navigate the chaos of teenage life, superhero duties, and Tony's eccentric mentoring style, their bond deepens. But Harley and Peter must confront their true feelings with secrets looming and the line between friendship and something more blurring.
With great power comes great sarcasm, and in the world of superheroes, even the strongest hearts can fall.
From sparring with words to late-night confessions, their journey is filled with laughter, tension, and the slow discovery of love. Will they embrace their feelings, or will the weight of their responsibilities keep them apart?
In this whirlwind of high stakes and higher emotions, join Harley and Peter as they discover that sometimes, the greatest adventure is finding each other.
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3 shots of coffee. by Sial_A_Fairytalker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers (Comics)
16 Aug 2024
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"So, Pete, how is dad ?" Steve asked.
They were sitting on a bench in Central Park. The sky was bleu, the wind not too strong or cold, and Steve put away his drawings book, pencil and eraser and finished his hot chocolate when Peter had arrived.
"Well, you know, he's fine !" Peter answered awkwardly. "Stephen is taking care of him ! They're really happy !"
Steve looked down as he heard it. He never wanted to leave Tony. And they had broken up because of a lie. He wanted to cry. Then he realised.
"What are you not telling me, kid ?"
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It's All About The Headlines by MarionAveoneLuther
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
08 Aug 2024
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“This is what hell must be like,” Harley groaned, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Oh, definitely. Hell is full of overpriced hors d'oeuvres and people who can pronounce 'charcuterie' correctly,” Peter smirked.
“And why is there so much press?” Harley halted a passing waiter to grab a morsel from the assortment on the tray.
“It's a Stark Industries charity gala. They’ve got everyone from superheroes to celebrities here. What do you mean why? This is a goldmine for the press. They get pages of scandals and gossip, and maybe a single paragraph about the actual reason for the event.
It's all about the headlines, man.”
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Tony makes Peter and Harley attend a gala. To make the boring event more interesting, the boys bet on which of them will make the most headlines by morning.Series
- Part 5 of Iron Dad Stories
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Beckendorf and Nyssa leave camp for a couple days and task Jake with looking after Harley.
Jake's screwed before he's even started.
Or, Jake is hopeless at babysitting and Michael helps him out. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 5 of ~ camp half blood before depression ~
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Peter The Sitter (It’s just teen Harley, what could possibly go wrong?) by M_Niche for VampireQueen666
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
09 Jul 2024
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Yo, Friday? Do you speak Asgardian?”
“Yes, Harley.”
“Can you tell me what this is or says or does or whatever?” Harley asked next, pointing to the crystal.
“That’s an Asgardian Rune-Infused Crystal. It uses rune magic to channel a unique form of energy that can enhance physical abilities.”
“Hypothesis: If infused and combined with Mark 42’s arc reactor, would it enhance the suit's capabilities?”
“It likely would.”
“I’m guessing increased efficiency and output?”
“Plausible.”
“Increased speed and enhanced flight maneuverability?”
“Plausible.”
“Enhanced durability?”
“Plausible.”
“Developing Thor-hammer-like properties?”
“Implausible.”
“Damn it!”************************************************************
Or Harley decides to upgrade one of Tony’s suits with Asgardian tech without clearance, while big brother Peter is in charge. His experiment doesn’t go as expected. On several levels. -
another boring a** social media fic by LadyCroussette
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
29 Jun 2024
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Yet Another Twitter Fic! (My first and likely only attempt at one)
Going against the wishes of May, Penny Parker decide to make herself her own Twitter account, quickly connecting with all of her friends on the platform. However, one exchange between her and Tony result in the internet having a small meltdown as they try to figure out whether or not Penny is Tony Stark's illegimate child from his playboy days. Meanwhile, Harley Keener is finally reconnecting with Tony and get interested in knowing more about the beautiful girl his mentor and father-figure emotionally adopted.
Mostly Stark (Tony, Pepper, Rhodey) and Parker (Penny, May) centric. And Harley too, of course.
The Avengers start joining in Chapter 18 and later.
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Penny Parker Works
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Tony Stark Wears a Wig by witchhuntergeneral
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Jun 2024
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In lieu of being grounded, the boys are sentenced to playing tour guide for a day in Stark Tower.
Unfortunately for them, Peter forgets about the code of ethics.Series
- Part 16 of Bad Influences
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Parker-Stark by Lil_Sphinx
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
19 Jun 2024
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Spideychelle fluff. That’s it, that’s all it is and all it should be!
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Peter needs to get work done
Harley wants to go to bed
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Speedfreaks, Little Shits & Fossils (aka the fast and the furious) by M_Niche
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Peter and Harley find themselves in a tricky situation that demands some help from Tony. The handcuffs sort of situation. The sort of situation that leaves Tony entirely unamused. And the cop at the Queens NYPD ready to pluck his brain out to escape the incessant banter and arguing of Peter and Harley. There was illegal street racing involved. NOT PARKNER. Brotherly relationship.
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- Part 2 of Of Suits And Heroes Universe
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Caramel and Vanilla (and other ways to have your coffee) by stinkysewerrat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
23 May 2024
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Harley Keener moves to New York and after the long tiring drive walks into a coffee shop and upon seeing the barista he immediately thinks, "damn he cute."
Peter Parker works at a coffee shop. It pays well and if the boss is not the most lenient so what? It is still a job that Peter will take. Then one day this cute guy walks in and Peter just knows he's screwed.