8 Works in Harry Potter & Rita Skeeter

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    Harry was sick and tired. The summer holidays had started, but instead of freedom, all he had was pain. Every day was the same—chores from dawn till dusk, little to no food, and nights filled with bruises when Vernon came home drunk. He had long since stopped hoping for kindness, stopped waiting for someone to save him. The loneliness was suffocating, pressing down on him like a weight he couldn't escape.

    And then, one day, he found the doll.

     

    [CHAPTER EVERY 4 DAYS OR EARLIER!]

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    2/?
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    5
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    Harry was ... depressed. The Tournament stated he was required to participate, somehow. Which was stupid since he hadn't actually entered. Thankfully, he has Fred and George Weasley. Instead of first meeting with the other Champions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony, they're all required to have medical evaluations done to document injuries they have prior to starting everything. Fred and George are acting suspiciously like they suspected this would happen the whole time, but the other Champions fully jump on board the 'protect Harry' train, regardless of what he says.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    80
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    1,693
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    426
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    24,894
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    Rita Skeeter's interview with Harry Potter is not what she expected. Nor are the follow-up interviews.

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    1,968
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    1/1
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    11
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    824
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    100
    Hits:
    8,001
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    A disturbing twist on the “J.K. Rowling is Rita Skeeter” theory. Harry forces Rita Skeeter to reveal how she got all the information that she wrote in her seven-volume biography of him (written under the pseudonym J.K. Rowling). Rita turns out to have done it in such a way that Harry's therapist, Andromeda Tonks, is completely unaware that Rita has been listening in on their sessions for years.

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    14,330
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    3
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    2
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    1
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    455
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    Rita wanted to interview the eleven-year-old Harry Potter to learn all about his wonderful life.

    His answers to her questions were not what she expected, but perhaps that is not a bad thing.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    50
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    4
    Hits:
    542
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    Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Tom Gaunt is the cousin of Lord Voldemort. Dolores Umbridge is the former Undersecretary turned Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Rita Skeeter is a journalist by day and beetle by other day. What happens when Rita is faced with a tough choice? Write a scandal or destroy Dolores Umbridge?

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    31,185
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    3
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    129
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    681
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    168
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    11,711
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    Magical means failed to track the boy down, but Muggle means proved surprisingly successful. It seems whoever placed the child in this situation didn’t consider Muggles dangerous – very few of us do, after all. (And perhaps that was our gravest mistake, regarding young Mr. Potter.) But if a lone reporter can track the boy down so easily, then how easy would it be for a vengeful Dark witch or wizard to do the same?

    For the Boy Who Lived, now the tender age of 10, is not training with Gringotts cursebreakers. He is not learning under the careful tutelage of Albus Dumbledore. He is not basking in the lap of luxury while training with masters of defense, and he is certainly not in good hands. No, Harry Potter is living with Muggles. Muggles who despise him.

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    Rita Skeeter investigates the boa constrictor incident and snags herself the story of the century.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,550
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    1,127
    Bookmarks:
    301
    Hits:
    13,850
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    "You should feel right at home, then!" But how exactly did Rita know about the cupboard under the stairs? My take on the interview in GoF if she had found Harry in the cupboard under the stairs when he was five. Harry/Rita friendship

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    English
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    1,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    821
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    7,331

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