9 Works in Hermione Granger's Hair

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    After fighting on the wrong side of a war he never really believed in, Draco’s had a hard time. But not the way he would LIKE to have a hard time. It’s his 8th year at Hogwarts and He’s made it his goal to seduce his long-time verboten crush. By learning the muggle art of crochet. The sexiest of fiber arts.

    Shenanigans ensue. Innuendo galore. Daydreams a plenty. Draco gets in way over his head, just the way he likes it.

     

    ~~~ (pretend these squiggles are yarn)

     

    I wrote a funny, sexy short story about some of my special interests: words, crochet, and curly hair. There are also nods and references to mental health and neurodivergence, something I am intimately acquainted with.

     

    This is a work in progress, I will be uploading parts as I go. Bear with me! It’ll all be worth it.

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    Ron Weasley was a good friend. If it meant cheering on Harry befriending The Devil, keeping the world from collapsing from their common BS and allying with the Enemy, then so be it ! Wait... What do you mean Harry got entered in a deadly tournament !?
    In which the Malfoy and Weasley Alliance is a thing, Theodore Nott's smiles are literally deadly and Harry has a fanclub.

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    As the party raged on, further did his temper simmer. He’d watched as everyone danced, donning costumes that made them look both ridiculous and endearing (if anyone heard that last part, don't say it out loud.) His eyes focused on Granger though. Dressed in a white gown that touches her knees, he focuses on the slip of skin she shows every time Weasley ( The back-on with Potter variety ) gives her a dip or spin. A little bit further and Draco could swear he’d see the marks he’d left on her thigh. She’s lightning on her feet and effortless as she goes.

    He feels like a stalker. Standing in a suit, he’s supposed to be Bond, like James Bond. But at the moment his only mission was getting her out of there. Away from the clawing hands of Adrien who haha! He just noticed dressed came as a fucking Devil. He’d heard the other Slytherin say at least ten pickup lines. ranging from “Aww man people will think we’re a couple.” With a sickening sweet glance. To calling her angelic.

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    or the before, during, and after of an eighth year houseparty.

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    Her mother's side had always boasted unruly heads of flowing curls, but surely the magical world would offer Hermione some solution. At least magic wouldn't make her nearly untamable hair any more extreme, right? I mean, it's not like it has a mind of its own...

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    Six weeks after the war, Hermione Granger finds herself homeless and moving in with an unexpected new friend, Theo Nott. As she is acclimating to her three Slytherin roommates, the world suddenly becomes a much scarier place.

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    40/40
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    Hermione shows up to class one day with her hair straightened, and Draco loses his shit.

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    Harry doesn't want to participate in the Triwizard Tournament, but there's no way out of it now. And on top of that, Ron's angry at him and he told Hermione to stay with Ron, merlin knows he needs someone to make sure he doesn't get himself killed.

    Theodore Nott sees Harry Potter alone in the library more days then not. He knows that Potter didn't put his name in the goblet, but Weasley seems to think otherwise and Granger seems content to let Potter die. So, Theo takes it upon himself to make sure that Potter doesn't die.

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    1/?
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    On their honeymoon, Harry and Hermione find themselves in Boston. On an excursion to the Science Museum of Boston, Harry gets himself into a bit of trouble.

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    English
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    1/1
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    95
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    8
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