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"I'll die as "Mags" then, with everyone in Panem feeling like they know me." Or so she thinks. The story of Mags' Games.
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03: Red by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
06 Sep 2013
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3/100 themes.
Clint has noticed an inconsistency in his teammate's behavior. Just why is the Iron Man red anyway?
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- Part 3 of 100 faces of Tony Stark
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The Earl questions the Noahs in an attempt to find out who broke the rule "No killing in the house" and buried a Finder in the garden. However, the testimonies of the suspects conflict with each other, leaving the identity of the guilty party unclear.
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“I said,” Clint replied, adding emphasis. “Why isn’t there any red or gold around your tower or the Malibu house? I mean, I thought it was your favorite color combination, what with Iron Man and all.”
Tony set down his soldering iron. “Are you kidding me? You came down here to ask me about colors?”
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- Part 3 of 100 Faces of Tony Stark
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An intern's life is never easy, especially if you work for one Cecil Gershwin Palmer.
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- Part 5 of Creature Feature in Night Vale
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The year after Sekigahara, Takatora finds out something about cats on his birthday. Follows Mitsunari's story in SW4-II.
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Both Sam and Dean get sent to the year 2014.
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Liber Monstrorum by StormStrider (MugenYumeDansu)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts
22 Mar 2016
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A series of drabbles based on the characters being monsters of all sorts.
You'll eventually see which ones are my favorites.Series
- Part 2 of Currently on HIATUS
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STAR Labs is devoting every resource into unlocking the secrets behind what the romantics call "soulmates"―ex-cons are being generously donated from prisons, but volunteers are always welcome, of course.
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Dirk Strider is a roboticist for the SBURB Corporation. This entitles him to several privileges, including a personal bodyguard in the event that his life is endangered. Not that he needs one. But as long as that bodyguard is Jake English, Dirk isn't complaining.
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All That Glitters Is Not Gold by Luv_Bowie_Luver
Fandoms: David Bowie (Musician), Yellowbeard (1983), pirates - Fandom
03 May 2020
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Shark is a handsome young pirate with an endearing smile, he seems sweet and sometimes just a little misguided or misunderstood. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth for this calculating cutthroat and when he discovers a woman onboard trying to get home, he finds out that life isn't all about riches and taking liberties with human lives. But will he ever change?
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The Rogues form under Captain Cold, taking orders from him and running things as he says. Yet they’ve never seen his face.
WARNING: DISTURBING THEMES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
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Blurred Lines by Dont_call_me_Carrie
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Sherlock (TV)
14 Aug 2019
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In one life, Martha Jones left the TARDIS, helped her family pick up the pieces, moved on with her life, and later got married to Mickey Smith. This is not that story.
Or,
Martha Jones replaces John Watson. Cue divergences.
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- Part 1 of Blurred Lines
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to be real in the night by markerlimes (sunmi) for landfill
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
25 Feb 2016
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"You are not dead until you stop loving."
So in that sense, Yoongi shouldn't feel nearly as mortified as he does about the budding romance between him and the brat who has inconveniently taken up permanent residence haunting his couch.
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or: Timoteo Tries. He Really Does.
from the account of one infamous hitman, who has been known to be almost religiously associated with the vongola, comes the history of the sicilian cosa nostra. only briefly, though, because reborn does not give a shit beyond the fact that it happened and it's done. (except maybe when it involves mussolini.) he's got an unfindable island to find, a kid to raise- i mean torture- i mean tutor, and that kid's name is not sawada tsunayoshi. it's xanxus, of no particular last name except maybe di vongola, and shouldn't timoteo be raising his own adopted kids? what the hell, timmy.
(in which vongola practically owns the island of sicily and the criminal organization prevalent in it, as well as parts of the boot and heel of italy, but somehow no one realizes this? not yet. they will. everyone will know. and won't that be fun for the new heir?)
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- Part 2 of isn't it beautiful?
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Pietro Django Maximoff's Guide To Revolution by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Sep 2016
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"The average human may live for 28,000 days, but a mutant is lucky if they live even half that many."
These are the words that so many mutants are reminded of when the world keeps hurting their kind. These are the words that make the humans feel safe. The world was in need of a revolution, and it came in the form of an unlikely duo- The ever-pessimistic Pietro Maximoff, and the vigilante-in-disguise, Peter Parker. When Avengers begin to complicate things for Peter, and family drama works its way to Pietro, this revolution may be in serious trouble. -
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The best/worst-kept secret in the Tower is the hidden, quite unofficial, grimoire written for and by those who serve the Light.
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A collection of my ficlets for the #Hannictober calender. Summary will change to reflect the most current day, and warnings will be chapter-specific at the beginning of each.
Day 30: Ritual - In all fairness, Will is incredibly drunk when he does the ritual that summons the devil for a rent-free good apartment in New York.
Day 31: Happy Halloween - Will knows without being told how bad it is that his only alibi for the Jack’o’lantern Killer is that he was at a pumpkin carving class.
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- Part 1 of Hannigram Ficlet Collections
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The Stranger by RubberDuckie
Fandoms: Tom Hiddleston - Fandom, British Actor RPF, The Avengers RPF, The Night Manager RPF, thor rpf, Crimson Peak (2015) RPF, High-Rise RPF, James McAvoy - Fandom
21 Jul 2017
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"The names Tom by the way." he spoke, awkwardly holding a hand out for her to grasp.
"Minka," she replied, accepting his hand.
Instantly there was a warm tingling feeling that shot through her arm and travelled to her stomach. Butterflies fluttered and she found herself awkwardly blushing. Luckily for her, she could blame the blush on the change in temperature.
"Minka," Tom replied, rolling her name off his tongue. "What is a beautiful young woman such as yourself walking along a lone highway?"
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- Part 1 of The Stranger
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They still had one advantage; Walkers weren't that good at predicting suicide missions. For if there was a better term for venturing back into Atlanta with the goal of rescuing one handcuffed Merle Dixon from a rooftop. Well, Cal was pretty sure she didn't want to hear it.
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"It was really kind of surprising how easy it was to escape the hell of Pandora just by saying 'hey, I’ve got our insane/dead CEO lodged in my fucking brain! Wanna have a look?'"
Turns out that Jack's not so dead anymore. Turns out that he has more than a passing interest in Rhys for some weird reason.
Slight AU of Tales from the Borderlands - now complete.
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Bookmarked by PhoenixTakaramono
20 Aug 2015
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...ASDFGHJKL;'!!! I'd never thought I would like Handsome Jack/Rhys, but this sold me. Handsome Jack from the "Borderlands" game saga is a grade-A asshole that is one of the best video game characters, ever, tied with Vaas Montenegro of the "Far Cry" series. What made him standout though, was that he was an "unlikeable" villain/antihero that I couldn't help but involuntarily snort in laughter whenever he creatively insulted me, the character. Butt Stallion, indeed. What the author does very well here is maintaining both of these characters' personalities, whilst keeping them masculine and violent and badass and somehow touching in what they confusedly sort of feel for each other. Even with the angsty bits, she does a good job making the scene flow naturally and not making it unnecessarily melodramatic. The progression of their relationship is well constructed, and for some reason I could definitely envision these two characters acting this way if the creators tried to write slash porn about these two characters. Yes, it's that good.
Also, Rhys does not have abs. He is not ripped. He has a flat, soft stomach. And Handsome Jack still finds him attractive. Hoooooooooooo.
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Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches by Sena
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
03 Jun 2015
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Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.
Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.
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Bookmarked by feelsliquebadluck
05 Jul 2016
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All about Steve. Just like I like it. Well-written and funny/sad. Love the Little Audrey joke.
Sparked Up Like a Book of Matches by Sena
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Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.
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Bookmarked by PenguinGirl94
27 Jan 2019
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He starts violently when Ron touches his back.
“It’s just me, mate,” Ron murmurs.
Harry opens his mouth to say something, but his stomach twists, and he bends back over the toilet, choking. Ron rubs circles into Harry’s shoulder blades, the same way he did when they were twelve, and Harry threw up Mrs. Weasley’s cooking after weeks of living on tap water and canned soup. End Quote. —
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“You don’t know what it’s like,” Ron says, one hand fisted in his shirt. The horcrux is a fat lump inches above that, right over his heart. “Your family—”“My family is here,” Harry blurts. He sucks in a sharp breath, and then another, and runs a hand through the long tangles of his hair. “Fuck! I’m terrified for everyone else too, but I’m too busy being scared about—about—”
“About us,” Hermione finishes in a small voice.
“About how to end this.”
“Well, you’re not doing a very good job of that at the moment,” Ron says.
Harry’s words hang, swollen, between them: My family is here; my family is here; my family is here.
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Ron shakes his head. “Doesn’t matter. You said you we were your family, and that you were scared for us, and then I just left. I didn’t even realise exactly what you said until I was already gone.”Harry fiddles… “It’s fine.”
“No, listen—I was scared out of my mind for you both the whole time I was gone. And it was worse than before, when I was worried about everyone else, because, well … I belong here, looking out for the two of you.”
“With your family,” Hermione says from the entrance of the tent, and they both startle. She crosses her arms, but her eyes are butter soft. “With us.”
Ron clears his throat. “Yeah. With family. End Quote—
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just looking at you i enjoy myself by suitablyskippy
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa, Super Dangan Ronpa 2
02 Jun 2013
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“Hm?” says Komaeda, and looks down at the grip he’s still got, cold and clammy and squeezed uncomfortably tight. “Oh – that! Of course! You know, sometimes, Hinata-kun – sometimes I forget, when I’m touching you! Because it feels so natural. Like you and I are one, almost! Like we were always meant to be this close – do you know what I mean? Do you feel it?”
“You’re still holding my wrist,” says Hinata.
Komaeda lets him go, and then he touches his elbow, gently, as though in consolation. “With my luck the way it is,” he says, “no one’s gonna be able to kill me unless I let them.”
(Someone's got to die next, and Komaeda would really, really like it to be him!)
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A story about a man.
A man and a severed head.
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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02 Jan 2021
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Downside: the guy still stuck in his head with him is definitely the Yiling Patriarch.
I was such a quiet dead person, Jingyi’s unwilling brain-guest is muttering irritably. I didn’t cause any trouble. I don’t deserve this! Ugh, I was better off dead.
So…apparently suicidal ghosts are a thing, which is depressing to know.
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“Is he ordering you to say that?” Zewu-jun asks, still with the suspicion.
“He’s been begging me not to say a single thing I’ve said so far, actually.” Jingyi hesitates. “Well, that was true at first. Now he’s just kind of crying from embarrassment in the back of my head.”...
Wei Wuxian shrieks in mortification, but he doesn’t get to have an opinion. Jingyi’s seen the highlight scenes from the man’s life now, and half of his problems would never have happened if he’d told the truth about anything, ever, to anyone. So they’re doing this Jingyi’s way.
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I’m fine, Wei Wuxian says lightly, and he even seems to believe it. Which makes Jingyi wonder how exactly the idiot defines “fine,” because he feels like he’s about to cry.
You’re wrong, but nice try, Jingyi informs him, figuring this is as good an opportunity as any for this grown-ass ghost to start learning what emotions are.
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With a single shot fired from Jack Crawford's gun, Will Graham has been permanently branded as The Chesapeake Ripper. Betrayed by his friends, abandoned by his colleagues, and left to rot in mental hospital for the criminally insane, his fate is sealed the moment that he meets Dr. Hannibal Lecter; a new psychiatrist brought in by the FBI to finally prove Will's guilt, once and for all, and move on from this public embarrassment.
The only problem?
Hannibal decides that he likes this man who's unwittingly stolen his title. And it's just plain rude for anyone to stand between them.
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the crown hangs heavy by starknjarvis for lurkinglurkerwholurks
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2018
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Jason drives Tim crazy. He's been in a terrible mood lately, and has been taking it out on everyone around him. As always, he knows just what to say to hurt those closest to him.
But when the chips are down, Jason has Tim's back... and Tim would do anything for his brother.
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Iris West and the Multiple Resurrections of Eobard Thawne by poppiesandsunflowers
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, The Flash (Comics)
03 Apr 2021
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Family bonding is when you bury the body of a time-traveler together, over and over and over again.
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A and S rank missions are killers - especially the kind Tsunade hands out since she's been made Godaime. Kakashi has handled some pretty rough ones over the years with his teams, wow, he could tell you stories...
But his team is gone. He's no longer a Jounin-sensei and he no longer has to watch over a bunch of brats. Now his missions are ANBU level.
ANBU missions are different. The view through that mask is narrow. There is nothing to protect, only targets to kill. There is no mercy, no regret, no remorse. No prisoners. It's very simple, really. Considerably simpler than being a Jounin-sensei. If only Gai didn't insist on joining his rival/friend/partner around on these, it'd be simpler still.
(Timeline: short time after Sasuke's defection)
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Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up.
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- Part 84 of vids by bironic