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    The one where the orphaned heiress to an infamous cult who believed that a man cured death is just trying to escape the shadow of her past with as little friction as possible. And the daughter of the man who the aforementioned death cult thought cured death is trying to do the same thing.

    Independently of one another.

    OR: The one where Gideon and Harrowhark are neighbors in a shitty apartment complex.

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    When Gideon saves her high school nemesis Harrowhark from a fire, the media confuses them for girlfriends. Now, the two are embroiled in a fake-dating scheme to save Gideon's roller derby team through a fancy sponsorship. But what is Harrow getting out of it?

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    "It was the first time you'd fought with her and the first time you'd seen the color of your own blood.

    The liquid that spurted from your lips was red. Almost black.

    Maybe you were a little bit human, after all."

    Sometimes, when you're a war crime, all you need to do to know how to live is to meet Death and fall in love with her.

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    Six years ago, a tiny backwater on the edge of the Dominicus system vanished from existence.

    Five years ago, the first Ball of the Eight Houses was held on Ida.

    Two years ago, Gideon Nav ascended to the rank of Lord Consul of the Fourth, the chief arbiter of the union of Fourth and Fifth.

    Two years ago, Harrowhark Nonagesimus ascended to the rank of Magistra of the Cassiopeian Order, the most preeminent of the Sixth's Necromancer Orders.

    One year ago, the second Ball was called, to be held on Trentham.

    Today, that Ball commences. In attendance, among others, are the Fourth, accompanied by their Lord Consul, and the Sixth, accompanied by their Magistra.

     

    A House Swap-ish AU inspired by this artwork by smolghostings, with permission: https://x.com/smolghostings/status/1683204792124882945

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    5/?
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus could see ghosts. This would have been alright, except for one ghost in particular.

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    Ortus Nigenad is dead. The Ninth is out of options for Harrowhark's Cavalier. Their only choice is one scrawny, scrappy chattel with an asymmetrical grin and a sword.

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    New York City, 1995. Prolific nepotism baby Harrowhark Nonagesimus is an international it-girl, supermodel... and lesbian. After her coming out in an explosive interview, Harrow's parents are determined to save her - and their own - image in the media and NYC high society. What better than a high-profile relationship with openly gay up-and-coming media darling Gideon Nav?
    Two models who have been at odds for their entire careers, faking a relationship to the world - what could possibly go wrong?

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    9/?
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    Harrow Nonagesimus is a wealth of guilt, brought on by years of cultish religious practice and a slovenly red haired brute. Featuring Ianthe being depraved, Jeannemary and Isaac being adorable and Aiglamene being emotionally toilet bound.

    “Hm. I suppose you could pass for something that could be called handsome.”

    “You could pass for something that could be called disgusting.”

    “Gideon.” Said a small voice Gideon wasn’t prepared for.

    He backed off immediately, clearing his throat. Both his and Ianthe’s colourless faces turned simultaneously to meet Harrow’s intense crow coloured eyes. A monochrome battle of will happened for everyone to not hurl the contents of their stomachs onto the asphalt at the grotesque display that had just occurred a moment ago. It was a sisyphean task, but Gideon managed to keep his bile intact.'

    This fic is a study, weirdly enough brought on by my lack of satisfaction for how people portray Crux in fanfic, of all the characters! That old puckered asshole of a man dragged me through this writing kicking and screaming and I have loathed him for it ever since, said the Gideon Nav kinnie.

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    4/?
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    The year is 2005. Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Ianthe Tridentarius have just moved to Wichita, Kansas, leaving their old lives behind them in the wake of one tiny scandal, compliments of Gideon Nav. Word. Being a Southern Baptist high schooler in 2005 is great if you're straight, and Harrow is absolutely, definitely, most certainly, mega straight. What could go wrong?

    Working title: Harrowhark Gets a Lobotomy at Claire's, but like, Literally

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    4/4
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    They tell her: This is a secret.

    They command her: You cannot tell a soul.

    Podfic of saltwater lungs by Raxheim.

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    1/1
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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus knelt in the Ninth House library and recited the confessional for the sixth time in a row. Usually she recited it in groups of three, three times daily, for a total of nine, but she was about to commit a sin and figured she ought to recite it an extra nine times. Six recitations in, though, and she found the words meant so little to her that she wasn’t sure she should’ve bothered. She didn’t feel guilty about this sin, not really. Certainly not the way she felt guilty about everything else.
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    In which Harrow opens a locked door (no, not that one), processes what it means to be a product of mass death, and gets into a lot of arguments.

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    Years before the events of Gideon the Ninth, the Ninth House produced another light inside its gloomy walls.

    Two men, and a million pounds of expectation weighing them down. Crux loved him, and now he's dead. A character study.

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    Gideon Nav is faced with the mortifying and frustrating ideal of finding her way back to the girl who she fell in love with when she was 12, the only girl she's ever loved.

    It would definitely help if everyone, including said girl, didn't think that Gideon was dead.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus, the one and only surviving child of the Duke of Drearburh, played the part of heiress quite well. In any appearance she made in public (although there were not very many), she was as proper as they come, a true testament to the excellence of the Nonagesimus lineage, a credit to her family line. It is what she must be, and therefore, it is what she was. A perfect daughter, and soon to be a perfect bride.

    Though, if we’re being completely transparent, bride is not at all what Harrowhark wished to be.

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    4/?
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    “Do you really think you can command me, child?” Priamhark laughed a cold, hollow laugh. It sounded like scraping metal against Nova’s ears. “You aren’t worth the whip, girl. Chastisement of the flesh no longer prevents your abhorrent claims of a title that is not yours to claim. You are the lowliest among us.”

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    Harrow Nova faces a beast greater than the whip: becoming a human container for growing bone eggs. For the prompt, "Oviposition/Egg-laying."

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    Harrow puppets her parents through the darker rituals of the Ninth.

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    Gideon Nav stood in the rain. The scratchy black suit top felt too constricting; she wished she could have had it tailored to accommodate her arms better. There just wasn’t enough time. She shifted the burgundy umbrella to her off hand, fidgeting with the hem of her jacket as the rain pattered against the vinyl and dripped around her.

    It seemed fitting; like the sky was crying all the tears she couldn’t bring herself to produce. She didn’t pay attention to the priest’s words. She rarely did; a habit that earned her endless lectures in her childhood. Instead, her gaze drifted to the closed casket beneath the tarp, ready to be lowered into the grave below. It didn’t seem right. She always assumed her mentor would simply fade into the house itself someday; to watch over the next generation of kids as a gargoyle statue in the foyer. Somehow, she never pictured death to feel so final.

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    Harrowhark summons her first skeleton, with the mild assistance of two hundred dead children.

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    When Reverend Daughter woke up she woke up slowly. This in itself was unusual as she most often woke screaming. Most unusual however, were the two ghosts sitting on either side of her, in front of the dangling bodies of her parents.

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    The invitation to the House of the First is delayed until the second year of the new myriad (we can blame Mercymorn). Harrow Nova comes of age and her quest to become cavalier primary is put on hold for the fulfillment of a very different sort of duty to her House. When the Necrolord Prime’s call comes the Reverend Daughter and her would-be cavalier will need to decide where their priorities lie.

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    322
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