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"Just hold me tightly, please, and don't let go. You're so warm," Regulus sobbed quietly into Remus's jumper. "Okay, okay, I've got you. Don’t worry; I’m here," Remus soothed, his hand playing with Regulus's hair as he held him close.
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to be on the same wavelength: (idiom) for two or more people to think in a similar way and to understand each other well
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As requested on TikTok— Regulus has a gay awakening after getting thrown against the wall by Remus Lupin.
Regulus does everything right, so why is it that all of the good that could come to him flows directly to his brother, Sirius? Regulus is three times the man Sirius is on paper, so what is it about Sirius that makes life come so effortlessly when Regulus is struggling so hard? The only thing Sirius has that Regulus doesn't is an open heart. Could it really be that simple? Regulus is about to find out.
Join the Marauders and Co on a journey through Hogwarts and beyond in this story about building connections, breaking them, and learning about yourself on the way.
Featuring: Regulus "This is Awkward" Black, James "Everything's Fine" Potter, Sirius "Drama King" Black, Remus "Its Complicated" Lupin, Peter "Actually Loyal in This Story" Pettigrew, & Severus "How Did I End Up Here" Snape.
Be mindful of some spice 🌶️, strong language, & depictions of neurodiversity & mental health struggles
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Remus Lupin has successfully lived a lie for 4 years, ever since the day he secretly entered a few songs he wrote into a competition and got anonymously dragged into the world of Rock and Roll. At first it was a God send. The money paying of Hope's debt. But now at twenty three, with Hope being dead by 3 years, he's forgotten why he ever wanted this in the first place.
That is until, he finally comes face to face with the raven-haired rockstar he claims to be disinterested with.
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Remus hated having to lie, but he could see no other way around it. Closing in on Sirius, he gripped him by the fabric of his t-shirt, pushing it up towards his throat.
‘Alright then. You’re alone in the muggle countryside, wandless, in the dark. You’re manacled to an evil, murderous werewolf, a known killer who doesn’t hold an ounce of pity for your pathetic human life. If that’s what you would rather believe, then by all means,’ he hissed, ‘be my guest.’
One minute Remus is between jobs, isolated, and thoroughly disenfranchised with life, the next he is on the run for murder, being a werewolf-at-large, and for knowing far, far too much.One minute Sirius Black is a bored auror in training, the next he is caught up with Remus in a mess of secrets and dark magic.
Their lives intertwine, but how long can they keep running from the Death Eaters, and how long can they keep running from themselves?
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Oblivious Idiots™ (read: Remus and Sirius) fall in love on a cruise ship but don’t realize it for like half the story. The Not So Oblivious Idiots™ (read: James and Lily) fall in love with each other easily, and they also realize Remus and Sirius are smitten with each other pretty early on.
Also!!! I hate J.K. Rowling and pretty much all she stands for. She is terrible, I am transgender. Huzzah and all that.
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A very fluffy coffee shop Jegulus fic
What happens when you fall in love with your brother’s best friend? Especially when it’s over an overpriced coffee?
Asking for a friend.
Regulus takes a very complex order from a very attractive man. The order has so much going on with it that regulus just has to ask questions
Hilarity ensues
Ps. This fic has tons of typos and errors, please don’t murder me at the stake for it:(
Also, fuck jkr
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You're so Perfect! You're so Right as Rain! by Strange_Slug
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2024
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The title is from 'Why Can't I Be You?' by The Cure.
Basically this is just a little Wiseflower oneshot where they raise Remus (who is 14 is this fic) and in this instance are going on a picnic!
Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me but I don't support the sick ideas of the person they do.
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Strangers at the end of the Field by Ezra_kaminari
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2024
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Remus Lupin is trouble, at least thats what the entire High School says about him. He looks like a thoug and beats people up. Every normal teenager avoids him, expect for Sirius who just loves to mess with things. A couple months later Sirius finds himself in Remus apartment, after losing everything he used to know. They try to navigate life through trauma and fucked up coping mechanisms, loose each other on the way but always find back to that goddamn rooftop.
Sirius being kicked out but runs off to Remus/ Wolfstar/ Remus is latino/ Sirius expiriments with his sexuality/ drug and alcohol abuse/ minor mentioning of sexual assault/ PTSD / gang violence you know all the good stuff: Angst with happy ending
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Remus Lupin was a simple guy. He liked silence, repetition, books, and music.
After learning that the world was going to end in 5 years, he continued to live unbothered.
After all, he didn’t have much to lose….but that was before he met Sirius Black.
(Inspired by: Five Years - David Bowie)
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El plan era sencillo: Ir al Palacio Imperial como un entretenimiento para el Banquete Imperial, brindar un espectáculo que cautive al público, robar algunos objetos que se pudiesen vender entre los mercaderes y, finalmente, huir de ese extraño reino extranjero.
Ahora, que el Emperador se encandilará de él y decidiera convertirle en su nuevo concubino para que formase parte del harén. Eso si no era parte del plan.
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James wants to impress Lily
Peter loves for chaos
Sirius needs to be put on a leash
Remus is a little shit.The boys end up in skirts and dresses.
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Peter places the bag on his bed.
“And why are we all dressing up in girls clothes?”
He sits down on it staring at the three boys.
“Well prongsie boy want to impress lily but he’s scared about being laughed at so I said all of us will do it with him, come on moony please!” Sirius whines again
Peter laughs at them.
“Ya know, that actually sounds like fun”
“Yes Wormtail! Knew I could count on you! At least you’re not completely heartless like dear old moony here.”
Remus sighs, rubbing at this temples.
“Sirius, I’m not going to let you peer pressure me into doing somthing I don’t want to do.”
“But it’s not for me moony! It’s for prongs! Are you going to let him be a laughing stock!”
“Prongs will be a laughing stock no matter what he wears.” -
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“Keep pulling stunts like that, Lupin, and I just might have to kiss you.”
Amusement curled Remus' lips upwards around his cigarette, which he smoked with practised elegance. It was irritating. It was beautiful. It was made worse by his response.
“That’s the idea.”
Barely a whisper; an exhale hazed by cigarette smoke.
An admission.
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OR: a six-through-seventh year tale of how sirius orion black, star slytherin and heir to the noble house of black, totally does not at all fall in love with remus john lupin, a prick with more scars than he's worth and a culmination of everything else sirius hates.
at least, that's what sirius tries to convince himself.
you can guess how well that goes.
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fuck jkr.
this fic is a marauders fic and only a harry potter fic out of necessity for the fandom that has grown from hp. this is my tribute to this community-made corner of the internet, NOT her. i consider fandom (especially in this case) a beautiful form of rebellion and i look forward to writing characters she would hate to be the origin for. if you sympathise with any of her terf bullshit this is your invitation to leave.
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Remus Lupin, a quiet and introspective student, While Sirius black was the exact opposite,
When Lily asks to use the library after hours for an art project, Remus’s routine is disrupted by the arrival of Sirius, who was paired with lily.
Sirius, with his charm and cocky confidence, begins to push Remus’s buttons in ways that leave him flustered and unsure. Their playful yet charged interactions reach new heights when the two are forced to work together on a baking disaster. Remus tries to stay composed, but the chemistry between him and Sirius is undeniable—each lingering touch, teasing glance, and heated exchange only adds to the growing tension between them.On the other side of the line, there is Regulus black and James Potter, in their world.
Their differences are immediately apparent—Regulus’s methodical, almost detached approach versus James’s fiery, impulsive nature. As they clash over every decision, their intellectual and ideological differences become even more apparent. Regulus, struggling to live up to his family’s expectations, grows increasingly frustrated with James’s carefree attitude, while James cannot understand why Regulus clings to the rules and traditions that are so limiting. -
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Remus John Lupin (22 años) es hijo del Teniente Mariscal del Aire, Lyall Lupin. Toda su vida se la paso bajo las ordenes de su padre y ha cumplido con todas sus expectativas, fue el 'mejor' oficial de Reconocimiento de su generación y ahora es un Oficial Piloto en el rango de Subteniente el cual pronto será ascendido a Teniente de Vuelo antes de que el año finalice, solo debe de colaborar con los nuevos miembros de una nueva unidad que el Mariscal del Aire, Albus “Tengo muchos nombres” Dumbledore a decidido crear y por supuesto que Lyall “No me importa mi familia” Lupin ofreció a su hijo ante los más altos rangos como el oficial adecuado para asegurar que las misiones se realicen de manera eficiente y segura, además de fomentar un ambiente de trabajo positivo dentro de la nueva unidad. Remus “Odio mi vida” Lupin no tiene ni la más mínima idea de cómo lograrlo.
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“A Stag, Rat, Grim And Werewolf Walk Into A Bar—” by Bowjj
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2024
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- Marauders Era fic yayyy! My first fic so probably expect me to get my grammar or something wrong🤷♀️
- I’m also going to be using different languages so please tell me if anything incorrect because I only speak English and the tinsy tiniest bit of Spanish 🤏🤏- I also pick up and drop things quickly but I’m going to set like 100 timers so I won’t (hopefully) just drop the fic halfway done but if I do stop the fic in this box or whatever will be ‘🛑THIS FIC IS ABANDONED🛑’ message so you’ll know. xxxx
{ TRYING TO UPDATE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK }
- Alsoo tell me if you want the pages TW’d for specific things I didn’t add in the TW and I will add them.
ENJOY 🎉🫶🩷
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And You Must Keep Your Soul Like A Secret In Your Throat by HoneyPieBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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“I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself, wolf, thank you very much. I do not need you to play mother hen.” The word ‘wolf’ is spit out like it is poison, meant to hurt the other man, but he just chuckles.
“You see, I really don’t want to take that risk, since I kind of do need you alive and well to make my wolfsbane, I hope you understand. No one else is able to brew like you, it would be a tragedy if you succumbed to your own stubbornness and wasted all that lovely talent.”
He takes a shaky breath.
“And I also thought you might want some company, seeing which day it is tomorrow.”
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Saturday, October 30th. Last Hogsmead trip of the month, one day before Halloween 1993.
Severus Snape and Remus Lupin have a conversation in the empty teachers lounge.Series
- Part 1 of Conversations ’Verse
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Instead of running away when he was 16yo Sirius was forced to move to private character training school in France. He had to cut off contact with all his friends and break up with his boyfriend Remus Lupin.
Years went by and many have changed. Sirius presented omega.
Then he texted Remus not knowing it's Remus, and Remus keeps texting Sirius not realising it's Sirius. -
Starlight Serenades by mydearvamp
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Kiwi - Harry Styles (Song)
22 Aug 2024
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Sirius is once again late for a study date at the Astronomy Tower with his best friend Remus. No homo flirting and banter between boys might spark something not so light after all. A very light and fluffy fanfic.
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Your classic Sirius incessantly texts the wrong number and Remus is a sarcastic idiot text fic.
Except Remus has also taken to frequenting the local cafe so he can stare at the hot barista way too much. And Sirius is obsessed with the cute customer who sits at the corner table with his books.
When they start falling for the mysterious stranger on the other end of their phone, they can’t help associating that personality, with the face of the person they’re admiring at the cafe. And that’s a slight problem. Because they’re different people. Right?
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When Sirius accidentally puts in James’ number wrong on his new phone, he gets Remus' instead. Chaos ensues: prank wars, football matches, big parties, and absolutely, no falling in love over a screen. Right?
Who needs another Maruaders texting fic? (I do.)