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    It's the summer after second year and Harry just escaped from Privet Drive to Diagon Alley.
    The minister allowed him to stay at The Leaky Cauldron under one condition: if a ministry worker shadows him during his stay for his safety.

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    The marauders are alive and muggles. Follow them through puberty, high school, heartbreaks, lots of fun and middle fingers to Grease Ball and his wife, watch them grow famous and unstoppable. (co-written with @narcissusthemyth)

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    As the daughter of Sirius Black, Aurora has a big legacy, one she doesn’t want to carry. Half the Wizarding World call her father a Blood Traitor and the rest call him a Death Eater. She is forever judged by her father and by her name. Raised by her grandmother Walburga, then her great grandfather Arcturus and then her great-aunt Lucretia, she’s always been conflicted about her father, as everyone tells his story slightly different. But when she goes to Hogwarts, Aurora is determined to be known as a Black, but not as Sirius Black’s daughter. One way or another, she will prove everyone wrong, straddling the fine line of morality and blood in the Wizarding World.

    Beginning and Year One: Chapters 1-19
    Year Two: Chapters 20-32
    Year Three: Chapters 33-61
    Year Four: Chapters 62-102
    Year Five: Chapters 103-144
    Year Six: Chapters 145-

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    How else is Harrie to get Snape to notice her? If she uses his desire for 'physical comfort' after three years in a coma to get him to agree to an arrangement with her, well that'd be rather Slytherin of her, wouldn't it? And if she doesn't notice a few things herself, well who can blame her when she has a Snape to distract her...oh and a confusingly flirtatious Draco, an annoying Ministry asking her to spy on Snape and the Malfoys, and an adorable little critter named Antiqa. Sigh, it's never not an exciting time for Harrie Potter.

    *This is the continuation of Chapter 8 - Somnophilia - from my smutty one shot collection for Hogwart's Kinktober 2024 - Severus's Every Flavor of Smuts

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    During the battle in the COS the basilisk fang destroys the horcrux in Harry's Scar. The Chamber holds more than a giant snake. What happens when Harry finds the secrets? Will it aid him achieve the greatness he was always destined for? Powerful! Harry. Good! Dumbledore. HPXDGXFDX Susan.
    Massive Canon divergence from Ch.5

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    Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.

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    When Harry blows up Aunt Marge during the summer, Dumbledore is much quicker to react. Snape finds him far before the Minister does, but his plan of dropping him off with a lecture and half a dozen additional summer assignments doesn't work out.

    In which Harry spends the summer at Spinner's End.

    [Translation in 中文-普通话 國語]

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    Snape doesn’t like being frogmarched into teaching Potter Occlumency. He hates that dammed brat with his smug face. Is it unfair? Maybe. But he doesn’t care. The boy is the constant reminder of his greatest failure.
    So he is full of vitriol when casting the Legilimens. He doesn’t want to see the hundreds of ways this boy is celebrating his status, and with that, the death of his mother. Yet Snape would wish for nothing more than to let the boy see and feel the truth about himself.
    Loaded with the power of guilt and self-hatred, twisted by the lies he tells himself, Snape, in an attempt to hurt the boy while dong his unwanted duty, goes too far.
    The spell goes wrong and when Snape goes to bed that night, he reaps the consequences of his again misguided actions.

    It’s about time to learn how it really feels to walk in Harry Potter's shoes.

    This is inspired by the Star Trek episode 'The Inner Light' where Picard lives a whole lifetime in one single moment after being hit with an energy beam. But besides the idea, there are no elements of that episode in this story.

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    Sirius has a relapse into his self harm addiction and has to face Remus.

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    The summer after Harry's fourth year has become the worst of his life. The haunting memories of Cedric's death and Voldemort's revival were terrible enough on their own, but then came the strange visions of Death Eaters, the worsening pain in his scar, and the uncontrollable emotions that don't feel like his own. After fleeing Privet Drive, he finds himself stuck in an isolated cottage with his most hated professor: Severus Snape.

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    Snape mentors Harry, no slash.

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    Clara Collie expected to be sent to Azkaban. Instead, she ended up up at Hogwarts. Dealing with the shame of what she's done and the trauma of her past is overwhelming - but she finds some escape with an equally troubled soul: Severus Snape.
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    Occurs during Half Blood Prince. Smut starting at (checks watch) chapter 7. I added a summary of the first 6 chapters in the beginning of chapter 7. You won't hurt my feelings if you start there :)
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    This fic is inspired by this crazy preacher who used to come to my college and scream about how we were all hellbound whores. So this smut goes out to you Brother Bob, you fucked up old dirt bag!

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    Serverus Snape stumbles upon a particularly 'upsetting' memory in the mind of Lily Evans. (Chapter 2 is fluff)

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    On the ride to Hogwarts for the first time, and Hydrus is ready for it to be over. He just wants to read in peace. Unfortunately, with his... odd status within his own house, and people constantly watching and judging him on his blood or status, he doesn't get as much time as he wants. Oh, and people keep trying to kill him. Should he be concerned?

    May 28

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    At the age of 15 things change for some wisards, who find out that they are using the wrong magic. Only, the world did not expect that Harry James Potter would be one of them.

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    Slytherin and politically powerful Harry Potter <3

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    When the Knight Bus picks Harry up the summer before 3rd year, the last person he is expecting to see already on board is his hated potion's professor, Severus Snape. Forced to spend a weekend together at the Leaky Cauldron, a situation out of Harry's worst nightmares turns into something neither of them would have expected: an understanding.

    The first part of a Snape mentors Harry story.

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    Harry is kidnapped at the end of his first year and used in the ritual to return Voldemort to his body. After discovering that Harry is a horcrux, Voldemort has no choice but to keep him alive...

    Also published on fanfiction.net

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    Regulus black feels hollow, he has felt literally hollow since he stopped eating in second year but the emotional hollow, that had always been there, it lived within him.

    The only bright point in regulus’ life was James potter, though he hated James he couldn’t think of a time that he wasn’t desperately in love with him.

    But this time even the brightness and warmth of the sun itself might not be enough to save the stars from fizzling out.

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    Fifth year had started and MY GOD Remus had really glowed up over the summer; he was taller, more toned. He wasn’t the scrawny kid anymore that he had been last year. His jawline had gotten sharper, his lips looked as if a kiss from them could kill you. Barty and Evan never expected to like a Gryffindor as much as they did now. Is this fifth year going to go by easily? Or will it be a shitshow?

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    "Это..." - В голове у Пион проносится тысяча мыслей, но формируется лишь одна - "...Очень и очень странно"

    Женщина в теле девочки поджимает пальчики на босых ногах, сжимает кулаки, проводит пятерней по волосам.

    Она смотрит на листочек, прикреплённый к двери шкафа, перечитывая имя: Гарриет Пион Поттер.

    Имя, пусть и второе, одно, а судьбы такие разные.

    Она умерла от болезни, а девочка от побоев родственников.

    Спасительница волшебного мира, ага, как-же. Гарриет стала бы такой же Спасительницей, как и Петуния порядочным человеком.

    Пион выдыхает, собираясь с мыслями.

    - Нужно что-то делать.

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    What if Umbridge had a way to make Harry pay? His future at Hogwarts is in serious jeopardy, and with Dumbledore unable to help, there’s little hope left. This story is full of twists, with enemies becoming allies, new friendships forming, and people finally seeing things from a new perspective. Warning: abusive Dursleys.

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