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    Gordon, lead singer of Black Mesa, finds himself in the middle of an assassination plot, so his manager Darnold finds him the best (free) bodyguard on the market -- Benrey. Can Benrey keep Gordon safe and alive, and what happens when Gordon realizes that Benrey is...not from around here?

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    As the resonance cascade occurs, it cause far more damage than expected. Time and space became more distorted, opening up rifts and cracks between timelines and causing canon events to be different. Now see how events that were planned became twisted with no predictable end in sight.

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    Gordon's classes are hard to get through every day, his school being a living hell already. Unfortunately.. the world is not in favor of Gordon Freeman. For the biggest social studies project of the year, he's placed with a rather.. unfavorable student.

    hopefully updating at least every friday, more or less depending on motivation
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    (i dont really like this till the late chaps, might just be writing insecurities but watever) thanks for reading <3 (resisting rewriting didnt end up well last time)

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    "'hey.'
    Gordon stares resolutely at his monitor, currently displaying the pause screen for Poly Bridge 2. Yeah, he was doing literally nothing of importance, but Benrey doesn't know that. Maybe this replay of the bridge game is actually vital to his career.
    'hey. bro. friend.'
    Gordon still does not respond. He flicks over to the level select screen and scrolls through what he's already completed, mostly just so he can do something with his hands.
    'feetman. hey. heeeey. you stealing? stole that game, uh, pirate boy? pirate roommate cruelly not paying attention to friend benrey?'
    Damn Benrey to hell and back, but he knows how to get Gordon to respond to him."

    or:

    Twitch streamers CrowbarCQC (a.k.a. Gordon Freeman) and benrybenrybenry (a.k.a. Benrey) are a lot of things. Roommates, certainly. Mortal enemies, quite often. Truly horrible communicators, every day of their damn lives. Surely, this will have no negative effects on their friendship.

    or:

    using my encyclopdeic knowledge of weird internet pseduo-rpf fandom, i have concocted Potion Of Streamer AU. enjoy.

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    Ledger, a 28 year old HECU soldier, has been transferred to Black Mesa to help with security, however, he's hiding a dark secret. He is half Headcrab, and he couldn't be more disgusted with himself. He's always been worried about how other people looked and thought of him, and he SUPER doesn't want to be in an entire facility's worth of people, that is until he meets an otherworldly security guard, a one-armed neurotic physicist, a man and his immortal dog, a kind hearted champion boxer, and the perfect scientist. Well, according to Ledger he's perfect.

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    Alcoholic divorcee Gordon Freeman has been hired by a mysterious benefactor to investigate an unusual mine way out in Black Ridge, believing that this work would require 'scientific precision'. Guiding them there is a true man of the Chihuahuan Desert, the notorious gambler "Benrey".

    Are they Broking their Backs? Or Backing their Mesas?

    (Updated When I Have Energy)

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    It was… Horrifying.

    (Beautiful.)

    Disgusting, even.

    (Magnificent, like he’d never seen.)

    It was an abomination.

    (Wonderfully indescribable, indescribably wonderful.)

    It was like him. Utterly inhuman, completely incomprehensible, and should any regular person gaze upon it he wouldn’t be surprised if the sight alone was enough to kill them. It was a relief Benrey was no such thing.

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    Yo it’s me that guy from tumblr you guys all really seemed to like the alien monster gordon au i had cooking so here ya gooo

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    One shots and drabbles following the events of Whatever the Fuck Benrey Is. Some of them are during, others are before.

    I take requests for these.

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    Tommy wakes Benrey up for a grocery shopping trip and they are both soooo so soft. also some unnecessary character analyzation

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    Gordon Freeman gets accidentally blasted back to the day of the Resonance Cascade. He tries to avoid re-living the incident, with not much luck. But hopefully at the very least, he can change some of the worst parts of the incident.

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    He should have known when they got out of the car their first time at the coast and Lambda raced down the sand to the water so fast that Gordon tripped straight out of his sandals trying to keep up with her. When he stood barefoot on the wet sand, watching her shift from a bounding fox into a gull, then a sleek sea lion, then a sturgeon as she leapt from wave to wave – he should have known then that she would never be happy out of the water again.

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    A long-running prank leads to a disastrous consequence that results in Gordon’s already failing sanity to snap like a dry twig underfoot in the middle of a hot summer’s day.

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    This originally started off with a crack-fic concept of Gordon going absolutely feral after a long-running prank by Benrey, The Science Team, and Gordon's Ex-wife Olivia.

    Note: This will hurt. Gordon is not in a good mental state here.

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    - REWRITE IN PROGRESS 0/6 -

     

    SEAQUEL TO PARALLEL ECHOS - when being updated it’s VERY inconsistent

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    Gordon finds himself stuck on xen after the final battle, now he needs to escape
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    Benrey is living a generally normal life now, he's adjusted quite well, and he has a sick ass prosthetic arm that Bubby and Dr. Coomer made him.
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    ALT SUMMARY:
    Where was he? Why did every single goddamn part of his body hurt so bad? Where was The Science Team?

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    “No,” Gordon said, hand frozen on the door knob, in shock at the figure of the very man he killed on his doorstep. “No you can’t- you’re not here,” Gordon said, in disbelief. His voice shakes as he speaks.

    “Uh, yes, I am, in the flesh here and everything,” Benrey replies, tugging on his clothes uncomfortably. It was too hot in the apartment complex in general, and he was already sweating from running up stairs.

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    post-canon roommates fic
    short hiatus for this fic well i work on my other one <3

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    Despite his best efforts, Tommy just can't seem to keep his best friends from destroying each other. In turn, they destroy him.

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    Based on true events (lol). Vent fic. Not part of HSVRAI canon.

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    There’s a very short list of people (two) who have shown Benrey compassion throughout their time on Earth. Very few who have shown Benrey affection without demanding something from them in return. Their soulmate is at the top of this short list of people.

    They can’t lose that. They won’t lose that.

    So they exhale with a harsh breath, glaring down at their wrist. such bullshit, Benrey writes, and draws a dick. Their soulmate furiously scribbles it out.

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    Gordon's world is once again at risk, and once again, he finds himself pulled away by circumstances beyond his control. Or are they?

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    "If I don't want to be the bad guy, then I need to take this story out of this universe"
    Or
    Hlvrai and black clover crossover

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    It's been 3 months, 2 weeks,12 hours and 43 minutes they’ve been in Black Mesa,with hardly any signs of other living organisms never mind other humans. If the science team wants to qualify themselves as humans that is.
    Tommy's voice called from across the room, his iconic “Mr.Freeman,” He stumbled over his wording as per usual “look!”.

    “Yeah, Bud?” Gordon gives a slightly disinterested response, but he responds because it's Tommy and we love Tommy.

    “I found- I found a cat!”

    Gordon pauses for a second, halting his corpse raid. “...A..A cat?” He echos back.

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    Gordon finds out four years too late that not wearing your helmet into a chamber filled with otherworldly radiation is going to have some strange effects on the human body. Luckily for him, there’s somebody that can help him accommodate to his new alien powers…unluckily for him, that somebody happens to be a certain former security guard that can’t seem to stay dead.

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