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    At the end of Seventh Year, it's not Penny who gets taken with Simon by The Humdrum. It's Baz.

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    “Nothing like that, my boy,” he explains, “One of my men has informed me that the Old Families are planning an attack.”

    This isn’t a surprise, I’ve known it was coming since I first heard of the Old Families. My stomach twists a little, I just didn’t think it would be so soon.

    “And I suspect your roommate Tyrannus is their man on the inside.”

    Of bloody course he is, I’ve been telling the Mage that he’s plotting for years.

    “We need information, Simon. We need our own man on the inside,” he explains. I feel my heart sink. “I’ve decided that it would be best for you to befriend Basilton.”

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    Or The Mage in an attempt to learn more about what the Old Families are planning, makes Simon befriend Baz. At first this feat seems nearly impossible, but as he spends more time with Baz he discovers that it may be easier to like his evil vampire roommate than he thought. But how does he tell Baz that everything was fake without burning what they've built to the ground?

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    Baz is exhausted from Simon’s relentless suspicion, leaving him no space to feed or rest. One night, he sneaks out to hunt but finds Simon on his tail, driving him to confront Simon in the woods. Back in their room, Baz is torn between the comfort of Simon’s presence and the pain of knowing he’s seen as a monster.

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    “Spit it out,” I snarl. I’m not angry at him, but at the unfairness of the universe for making me love someone who hates me.
    “I don’t understand. Have we met?”

    Simon is spelled and loses his memory. Baz has to help him get it back. But he knows that helping Simon get his memory back means losing what they've just built together.

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    An alternate ending to Carry On where Simon died with the Mage and Baz has to wonder “if” things could have been different.

    I wrote this for a school project and my teacher asked me if I’m ok…

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    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch has always considered himself the perfect practicing young wizard. It just so happens his father demands it of him as well. Baz has one little drawback: being a vampire, he would be immediately expelled if anyone were to find out. After facing the worst summer in his life, he returns only to be pestered by Simon Snow.

    Once Simon Snow accidentally spells Baz to 'Spill the Tea,' he knows way more about Baz than the brat ever wanted... he drives himself mad with guilt at invading Baz's person business even though they are mortal enemies... right?
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    "𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘢!" 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘙𝘶𝘗𝘢𝘶𝘭'𝘴 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘨 𝘙𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘺.

    "𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘯... 𝘐 𝘭-" 𝘉𝘢𝘻 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩

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    Baz is convinced that Simon stopped loving him a few months ago. So when he comes down with a bad cough and is diagnosed with Hanahaki disease he decides he's not going to tell Simon. Plus a road trip to America will solve everything, right?

    Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病 (Japanese); 하나하키병 (Korean); 花吐病 (Chinese)) is a fictional disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.

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    Simon follows Baz into the Catacombs. Cue an argument, obviously. Baz takes it too far, and Simon snaps.

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    Baz comes home to Simon blacked out on the sofa with a bottle of vodka in his hand. Baz has had enough and hopes that his next step will make Simon understand his issues... when he wakes up of course.

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    after a long day of work, all Simon wants to do is come home, kick off his shoes, and scroll on his phone, but it's a Sunday (aka flat cleanup day), and Baz needs Simon's help with folding laundry.
    Simon is a little bitch, and Baz is stubborn, things do not go well.

    or: Simon and Baz both had long days, and old habits die hard

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    Nicks and slick. He was right?

    I did it? I did it! It finally happened!

    Aleister fucking Crowley… He finally did it.

    What if Baz's kidnapping failed?

    What has made the great Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch cry?
    How can he still manage to be the most annoying prick when he is this vulnerable?

    Simon finally pokes the lion enough for it to show its teeth.
    It's was what he'd wanted since 5th year, right?
    So why does it feel so wrong?

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    The door opens and to my mind, it sounds like a gunshot.

    (maybe this is the reason Snow and I are the only people in their right minds who would risk coming back to the hellscape that is America for therapy: we aren’t exactly in our right minds. We haven’t been, I don’t think, in a long time. And enough is enough.)

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    Simon and Baz go to therapy

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    Simon Snow had a very normal final year at Watford. Now he's working for the Mage, killing everything his sword is pointed at. There's no time to think about what he actually wants.
    Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch is just doing what his family wants. It's exhausting. So he's spending every weekend attached by the lips to a different boy in a different club. That is, when he's not attached by the lips to a bottle.
    Long story short, it was a bad time.

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    They say all babies are born with blue eyes, but I swear, no baby has ever had eyes like yours. Staring at me in a way new-borns shouldn’t, blinking up at me like you understand everything around you. And maybe you do, little puff. You understand how much I love you, don’t you?

     

    An exploration into Baz's birthdays throughout the years.

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    Five times Baz was overwhelmed by little moments, and one time he didn't have to be.

    (or, more introspective post-canon fluff <3)

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    “Simon.” His voice is soft like plush carpet or down pillows. I have to force myself not to get lost in it, even now. “The building. The building wouldn’t let me in. There was no one to invite me in. I had to— I had to text my classmates, feign an illness. It doesn’t matter. I was naïve to think it would.”

     

     

    A fic about trauma, and the monsters Baz still has left to fight.

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    Simon adopts a cat. Baz pretends to hate him. It's probably safer for everyone this way...

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    It's an important milestone for any mage to summon a familiar, and it's even an easy spell.

    What's the worst that could happen?

    Simon should know better than that, he messes up simple spells all the time.

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    11/?
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    2,106
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    Simon and Baz have a fight and Simon has a realization.

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    Some of Baz's Family comes over Christmas Eve, and it all goes to shit.

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    1/1
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    16
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    1,339

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