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    Logan thinks things are getting better with the X-Men. He should've known by now not to have hope. Wade wishes he'd asked more questions at orientation.

    Alternatively titled: The Confrontation Fic

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    “Do you know who that kid is?” Logan asked, arms crossed over his chest.

    “Uh, duh,” Wade replied. “He’s me. Little prepubescent me.”

    “Then why the fuck did you just try to kill him?!”

    “...Would you believe me if I said I don’t know?”

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    They were gone.

    He would have thought that when they left him, if they ever did, it would feel all at once revolutionary, like a rug swept out from under his feet, stealing his breath. But it wasn't.

    A month after moving in with Wade, Logan's nightmares stop completely.

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    “Seriously?! Can you be serious for one goddamn second and stop the scoutmaster Kevin jokes?” Logan gritted out, annoyed.

    Wade tensed beside him flinching harshly.

    “Please...just—don’t say his name right now,” Wade muttered harshly.

    Logan froze at the serious tone in Wade’s voice, his brow furrowing in confusion. The way Wade flinched, the way he was begging for something to stop in his sleep.

    Logan felt his heart drop into his stomach.

    “Wade…did your—did your Scoutmaster actually—” Logan began hesitantly, unsure of even his own assumption.

    Or; After sorting out a rough incident on patrol, Wade is acting off and, for once, he's quiet. That night, Wade has a nightmare and Logan finds out those Scoutmaster Kevin joke have a lot more truth to them then he thought.

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    On Christmas Eve, Logan is visited by three spirits.

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    Charles gaze turns sincere and pleading, “please me a chance. I may be able to help you both.”

    Logan stares at him for a moment his eyes wide Wade is no better air taken from his lungs jaw clenched shut and eyes narrowed, for once its Logan who speaks first “How do you know all that?”

    Suddenly, the voice in the back of Wades mind appears again, the one that led him here in the first place, “Your not the only one with gifts.”

    “What the fuck is this place?”

    _______________

    Wade Wilson a mercenary who's next and last job is to kill the infamous Wolverine but it turns out the universe has other plans as he's flung into a plot that could change the fate of humans forever.

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    Preview:

    ‘Soulmates.’ Literally.

    They shared a soul now, intertwined and woven. Linked together through the galaxy, time and space. A connection so strong that it defied the very rules of this world. They shared stardust, atoms and each other’s very essence. They were attached strings that bound them together like the Lover’s Locks that covered bridges in Paris.

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    Summary: Logan and Wade have been living together for about a few months now. Their lives were forever changed since the other had come into it, and a relationship was established quickly. Logan loves Wade, more than life itself. But after a major development caused by Wade's cancerous body, Logan's loved is tested in way's he's never thought possible.

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    Wade Wilson couldn't die.

    And that was the whole fucking problem.

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    “Wade, I need you,” Logan said, his chest starting to heave, “to run.”

    “What, like a marathon? Now is not the time for altruism, sweetie. We have a lab to escape from. And I’m not really big on running if I can help it."

    “Run,” Logan said. He took a step forward. Wade glanced behind him at the room he had just left, which he noticed did not have any exits. He slid his gun out of its holster.

    “Get the fuck awa—” Logan paused to swallow, his words turning gravelly, like it was difficult for him to speak “—away from me.” He flexed his fingers. “Or I am going to fucking kill you.”

    Or: After Logan rejoins the X-Men, Wade gets whisked away on his first solo mission with Logan. It should be quick—easy—like taking candy from an armless baby. And it is, up until it isn’t.

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    From: Unknown

     

    An unknown entity is killing residents in a small town located in Valentine, Kentucky. If you accept this mission, you must contain and exterminate this creature by any means necessary. There is no telling the damage it may do if left to fester. The Timedoor will open in your apartment living room approximately 24 hours from now. I will send more detailed information upon acceptance of the mission.

     

    Pack warm.

     

    Reply to this message if you accept.

     

    Regards,

     

    Time Variance Authority

     

    ---OR---

    The life of Logan and Wade and how they navigate their new relationship, whatever that means to them, together.

    Oh yeah, and if attempting to navigate a new relationship between two emotionally constipated immortals wasn’t bad enough, throw an eldritch being in the mix to which Logan nor Wade has ever had the displeasure of facing before, let alone beating, and we’re in for one hell of a ride.

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    “You’re an idiot Wade,” Logan grumbled.

    “Aww is little Wolvie worried about me?” Wade teased gently nudging his thigh against Logan’s, “There’s no need to worry, this isn’t the first time I’ve shot myself in the head, but I have to admit this is the first time it was by accident.”

    They both froze. Logan’s head snapped towards Wade, doing a double take at the words. Wade, equally startled, looked like he couldn’t believe they’d slipped out either.

    “Wow that was dark I shouldn’t have said that out loud,” Wade chuckled awkwardly.

    Or; Wade accidentally shoots himself in the head during a spar with Logan, but then they're forced to face a deeper issue when Wade accidentally lets slip about a dark habit.

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    Wade hates hospitals. The whole cancer thing and then the whole project X thing... yeah, no hospitals. The universe hates Wade, so into a hospital his unconscious and rapidly healing body goes.
    Granted this is not how he thought things would end up. Really, he would not have guessed any of this by a long shot.

    “Stark’s eyes are brown, your’s are blue. If you’re not comfortable giving me your real name then fine, for now, but you should sooner or later.” She frowned. Typing something into her tablet. “I need to check your injuries one more time, try not to bite me. Ok Mr. Doe?”
    “I’m fine, fit as a bran-spankin-new fittle. I promise.” Wade smacked the side of his head hard enough to force it sideways, he still had a massive headache but that was the only thing left from the couple rounds of hole punching done a few hours ago.
    She winced at the form of self harm, “I still need to see them.”

    [Or: Wade meets May before meeting Spider-Man or Peter Parker]

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    His hairless brows pinched together as the material suddenly caught, no longer moving up as he yanked the suit to his thighs. Grunting, he pulled harder. The fabric cutting into him as it stretched to its limits around his thick legs. Wade had always been shapely, a round full butt being one of his more prominent features that his suit always accentuated nicely. But now there seemed to be no way it was going to come even close to covering it.
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    Or: Wade tries to surprise Logan by wearing his old suit, only to find it doesn’t quite fit like it used to

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    Logan came to with his claws buried in Wade’s abdomen.

    He blinked rapidly, panting, struggling to focus his vision on the pattern print of Wade’s shirt. Blood began to seep out of the wound around his knuckles when he moved, and he stared at it in confusion, the dream still clinging to his subconscious.

    “Morning, peanut,” Wade said. “Could you maybe pull your claws out of my side? I kinda have to pee, and you are very close to stabbing my bladder. If we get any more blood or piss on the mattress, we are not going be able to save it.”

    “Fuck,” Logan swore.

    Or: A second chance at life was never in the cards for Logan. Now that he has it, living it is easier said than done.

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    Wade let out a long sigh, leaning his head back against the edge of the tub. “Come on, Logan. I’m fine.” Wade insisted weakly. The fact Wade used Logan’s real name sent up a red flag - Wade always called Logan by some ridiculous nickname.

    There was a pause for a moment, as Logan contemplated the situation.

    “Alright fine,” Logan replied casually, though his eyes never left Wade. But instead of leaving, he leaned against the sink, arms crossed. “Take your time.”

     

    Or; Wade has a small habit of killing himself when stuff gets a bit too much for him. He thinks this is fine. Logan definitely does not.

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    "Why, you applying for a gig as my nurse? May seem like a steady job, but I gotta warn you, the pay's shit."

    Spidey put one hand on either side of Deadpool's face, turning them both to face each other again. Wade was acutely aware of just how thin the spandex was at the pads of Spider-Man's fingers. "I'm not applying for anything. You're my fucking problem. I'm going to take care of you."

    Wade suddenly found it really hard to swallow.

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    Wade keeps dying. Peter keeps being there when he wakes up. Emotions are high. Things escalate.

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    Wade's certain the only thing that will make Logan truly happy is to get him his family back, even if that means losing Logan forever.

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    Feeling alone in the world, Logan and Wade find an odd sense of familiarity in each other. The kind that comes from knowing what it’s like to be an ill-fated mutant, unfit for the life of the average person or even that of the X-Men. Together they decide it’s time to just do what they are meant to do instead of constantly being worn down…. and maybe, despite their struggles, they can manage a life with each other. No matter what that means.

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    480
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    “One of those, um, y’know. Power . . . power-draining ones.”

    Logan stiffened, going fully tense. “The fuck does that mean?” He snarled, and immediately began to scan over Wade’s body with a new intensity — until he realized that the arm he had wrapped around his midsection hadn’t moved, and the tang of blood seemed to poison the air stronger by the second, ringing with the sickening sound of death, death, death.

    (Or: Wade comes home late at night, impossibly injured, and Logan tries to care for him while battling his own trauma in relation to death and all it means.)

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    “You don’t want me,” Wade sobbed through the bathroom door. A loud crash shook the floor of their shitty apartment, followed by a guttural keen, his vocal chords long since destroyed. "Fuck, you don't want me."

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