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Works which have used it as a tag:

• baby if you can't hang then, there's the door by xenisis for irleldervex

  Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), Amazon Kindle Paperweight "Out Now Business Class" Commercial, Amazon Prime "Free Shipping Even on Furniture" Commercials, sex - Fandom, shape of u  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  09 Feb 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • the onceler/jeff bezos
  • the onceler/elon musk
  • Jeff Bezos/Elon Musk
  • everyone else already listed/lightning mcqueen
  • im lazy okay
  • dumbleeydore~chan/everyone listed
  • ed shitran/nuclear poopies
  • The Onceler
  • Jeff Bezos
  • Elon Musk
  • viva la onceler
  • millions of permeable loraxes
  • Lightning McQueen
  • dumbleeydore~chan
  • willywonkatiktok
  • ed shitran
  • George Pig (Peppa Pig)
  • Jesus Christ (Christianity)
  • started out as a kiss
  • how did it end up like this
  • basically a space orgy
  • orgy is pronounced as 'or gee' like the gee is like in gee whiz
  • why ? bcuz i said so
  • inconsistent quality
  • #quirky
  • oncie has multiple dicks
  • oncie has a god counterpart called viva la onceler in this
  • inconsistent updates lol
  • idk how to tag okay
  • yeah ik it's actually jeff bezos and his brother going to space
  • i don't care lol
  • titled taken from 'if you can't hang' by sleeping with sirens :)
  • people keep cumming at me like 'that's the correct pronunciation of orgy' that's the joke mf
  • fine u know what ? officially changing the pronunciation of orgy just to spite u
  • now pronounced 'or gee'
  • gee as in geese without the se
  • lightning mcqueen is a bottom
  • references to 'welcome to hogwarts'
  • References to Among Us
  • the imposter is sus !!1!111!
  • i was tired and i had run out of ideas so i added willywonkatiktok
  • i see u whinin' grindin' up on tha floor
  • idk is that the lyrics?? its been like a year guys i can't remember
  • ed sheeran's atomic bomb poop
  • references to the legend of zelda breath of the wild
  • george pig is very eloquent it is canon
  • keeping this up for the memories idk what else to even do with it

  Summary

  jeff bezos & elon musk are going to space. oncie is invited along under the promise of an orgy in space, however elon tries to prank oncie with some strange fluorescent goop. what happens next?

  NOT CLICKBAIT GOD POSSESSION CAUGHT ON CAMERA FOR REAL 100% AUTHENTIC

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,281

  Chapters:

  19/?

  Comments:

  68

  Kudos:

  35

  Bookmarks:

  4

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