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• The Child That is Not Embraced by the Village by TheAnnoyingAlien

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.  

  • Mature
  • Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Original Non-Human Character(s)
  • a ton of other people also appear but I didn't feel like tagging all of them
  • they aren't there for very long they just show up very briefly
  • I didn't really try that hard with the fic this year tbh
  • I'm feeling burnt out and exhausted and just wanted to end this series
  • this is a very spiteful very angry fic with character 'deaths'
  • it's not so much true death as it is ceasing to exist you'll see what I mean when you read it
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  An unknown organization or individual has been causing chaos and revealing the best kept secrets of America’s most prominent vampire politicians. Vice President Clinton and Senator Sanders try to unmask the stalker and look on as their democracy-and the very fabric of their reality-are lost. It is not completely unexpected. After all, the child that is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.

  Series

  • Part 10 of Vampire AU I Guess

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,798

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

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• State of Lust by TheAnnoyingAlien

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., State of Terror - Hillary Clinton & Louise Penny  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Jul 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Clinton/Hillary Clinton
  • Doug Williams/Ellen Adams
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Doug Williams
  • Ellen Adams
  • Betsy Jameson
  • Gil Bahar
  • Anahita Dahir
  • Katherine Adams
  • Charles Boynton
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Non-Binary Character
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Fic within a Fic
  • Characters Writing Fanfiction
  • Birthday Sex
  • this is going to be split into two chapters because it was getting kind of long
  • the first chapter is Ellen and Doug hanging out with each other's kids and friends
  • and there's also a brief romantic moment between them towards the end of it
  • the second chapter will be the sex scene
  • if Bill really had an AO3 account I bet he'd be posting smutty stuff on it
  • I was honestly surprised that the book he wrote with James Patterson didn't have a sex scene
  • it had some questionable sexual descriptions of women in it but no actual sex scene
  • might add to or edit the tags once the second chapter is posted

  Summary

  On Christmas Eve, Bill Clinton adds another installment to his fanfiction series, and upon reading it Hillary is reminded that on AO3 Rated E does not mean Rated E for Everyone… After dating for a few months, Doug Williams and Ellen Adams spend some time with each other’s kids and each other’s friends. A conversation with Betsy inspires Doug to invite Ellen to a romantic weekend getaway at Camp David, where he has something special planned for her. It turns out that Ellen has something special planned for him as well.

  Series

  • Part 3 of State of Terror Fic Within a Fic Collection

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,281

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  19

  Kudos:

  13

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• The Precious One I Guarded by TheAnnoyingAlien

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c.  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Clinton/Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Elizabeth Warren (US Politician)
  • Jimmy Carter
  • Rosalynn Carter
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Vampires
  • Human/Vampire Relationship
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  On the night of October 1st, as they celebrate the avoidance of a government shutdown with sparkling Chardonnay and discuss President Jimmy Carter’s 99th birthday celebrations, human Vice President Hillary Clinton tells vampire President Elizabeth Warren the story of how she learned that Carter had his own vampiric connections.

  Series

  • Part 9 of Vampire AU I Guess

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,456

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  119

• Midterm Sun by TheAnnoyingAlien

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bill Clinton/Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Elizabeth Warren (US Politician)
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Vampires
  • Frenemies
  • there are other people who appear aside from the ones tagged
  • but I'm not tagging them because they're either not super important or will spoil the fic
  • a lot of suspension of disbelief is required here lmao some insane shit happens
  • the HRC and AOC team up is the least unrealistic thing about this fic
  • but it's a crack fic about vampire politicians it's not grounded in reality in the first place
  • anyways happy Halloween enjoy this nonsense I wrote and remember to vote next week
  • the fictional midterms in this fic will probably have a better outcome than the actual ones tbh
  • but I guess we'll see next week how things go hopefully they go well
  • Alternate Universe

  Summary

  After a series of bombings across the United States that have targeted high profile vampire covens, President Elizabeth Warren, Vice President Hillary Clinton, and Senator Bernie Sanders begin to suspect that there is both a political and personal motive behind the bombings. Vampire congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is brought in to help in the investigation and finds herself unexpectedly teamed up with the human vice president. She and Hillary begin investigating in Washington DC, while Bernie reaches out to an old acquaintance in Florida for information, and Elizabeth heads to parts unknown to pick up crucial intel. Enemies both foreign and domestic are out to get them, and unlikely alliances are formed. Will the group be able to save their country and save themselves, or will they have to choose between one or the other?

  Series

  • Part 8 of Vampire AU I Guess

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  17,304

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  2

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  155

• Vice President by Day, Discord Mod by Night by TheAnnoyingAlien

  Fandoms: Political RPF - US 20th c., Political RPF - US 21st c.  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  15 Oct 2022

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Tim Kaine
  • Al Gore
  • Joe Biden
  • Walter Mondale
  • Dick Cheney
  • Dan Quayle
  • Crack
  • me pretending we live in an alternate universe where I still have my right to choose
  • me pretending the pandemic only lasted a month or two instead of two years
  • I thought it'd be fun to write about all these old guys making a group chat
  • this is set in March 2020 so that's why Mondale is here even though he's dead now
  • not that the reality of this fic matters since it's a crack fic
  • RIP Mondale the voters in 1984 didn't appreciate you but I appreciate you
  • I wrote this in the notes app at like 3am and it shows

  Summary

  Slightly alternate universe. Vice President Tim Kaine is recovering from COVID-19 in his residence at One Observatory Circle and, out of boredom, makes a Discord server called “The Vice Squad” where he can chat with the other Vice Presidents. The guys use the server to discuss what shows they’ve been watching during the pandemic, share questionable memes, and much more.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,011

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  8

  Bookmarks:

  2

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