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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Teddy can be anyone for Harry.

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    09 Feb 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry steals from the wrong people and finds himself left for dead with a bullet in his skull.

    Except he doesn't die.

    And now, he has an infamous criminal organization called the Death Eaters hot on his tail, determined to correct that mistake. Even worse, the group is led by a deranged kingpin named Voldemort, who seems to think trying to kill Harry is the best fun he's had in years.

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    09 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Tom Riddle loves: money, power, being spoiled, murdering people he hates, cigarettes, magic, topping men twice his age and fried bacon.
    Tom Riddle hates: his boss Lord Charles Bancroft, the mold that grows in his flat, the Ministry of Magic, the rich, useless people, purebloods and useless rich purebloods working for the Ministry of Magic.

    Harry Potter loves: drinking, flying on his broom, murdering dark wizards, cigarettes, his friends, bottoming for twinks half his age, his owl Hedwig and spoiling people.
    Harry Potter hates: useless rich purebloods working for the Ministry of Magic, having his socks touch something wet, cold beds, injustice, bureocracy, fame and when his glasses become dirty even if he doesn't touch them.

     

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    09 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Based on a prompt for the Daddymort fest: when Harry tries to destroy four of Voldemort's seven Horcruxes they turn into babies instead and latch on to Harry like ducklings.

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    SCANDAL! Young Mother Of Four Claims Dark Lord Hasn't Been Paying Child Support

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    09 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    Prompt: Harry wins AU and keeps Voldemort locked and hidden in his house in exchange for not destroying the horcrux in his scar.

    The war ended. Not with death and destruction. Not with treaties and parlays. Not with exhaustion or ceasefires. It ended with an agreement in the quiet darkness of the Chamber of Secrets, deep in the earth below the raging battle. A conditional surrender where the most powerful wizard alive signed his freedom away for 100 years to a boy of 17 armed with a basilisk tooth and a putrid, poisoned pool, in exchange for secrecy and eternal life.

    But that was years ago now. Harry thought he'd never get used to having Voldemort living in his house, but he did. Time is a miracle-worker beyond all human comprehension, and yet, there are wounds it remains to heal. Quite literally.

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    07 Feb 2025

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