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    He hadn’t even bothered to worry about this happening. Well, that was a lie. He’d worried about it, but he’d dismissed it as irrational. Tim was always moving, or always could move. Besides, it had been an aside mention on one website, and ‘missing spleen' didn’t even make honorable mentions in the ‘causes' list for the problem itself.

    But your spleen was supposed to filter your bloodstream. Take out things like old red blood cells and platelets. Platelets that helped blood to clot. Platelets that helped blood to clot a hell of a lot faster when you weren’t moving.

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    10 Feb 2025

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    Tim rubs his hands together, hoping that they’ll stop shaking. He looks across the street at the most beautiful car in all of creation and sighs.

     

    Is it the absolute dumbest idea to celebrate the anniversary of Jason stealing the Batmobile’s tires by trying to steal them himself? Absolutely. Is Tim going to do it anyway? Hell yeah.

     

    or: An eleven-year-old Tim is obsessed with cars, like most kids his age, so he does the logical thing and steals the Batmobile's tires (and eventually the whole car). This leads Bruce through the five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Adoption.

    This is my Febuwhump 2025 story. Let's go! 28 chapters of whump, hurt/comfort, fluff, a tiny bit of angst, and lots of humor. Every chapter is a different prompt. This story is heavier on the humor than the whump, but it definitely gets dark at times :)

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    02 Feb 2025

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    Sazed kills Taako in Glamour Springs and everyone else lives. Taako remembers eveything and tries to find his friends, figure out what happened to Lup, and prepare for The Hunger while juggling death and the rules.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    The very beginning of the 73 Votes AU timeline! It's June, 2016, and nine-year-old Tim Drake has just figured out who Batman is. He proceeds to be totally normal about it. Totally. Normal. If his Social Skills teacher happens to ask, please tell her how normal he's being! It might help him pass the current unit on the first try.

    There are three works in the series:
    Discovery - Tim learns who the Bats are and we get a window into the Drake and Wayne families in that moment
    Hero Journeys - Tim accidentally stalks his heroes and learns a lot of interesting things; meanwhile the Drake household continues to be a garbage fire
    Homecoming - Tim painfully stumbles his way into a family who really wants him, weirdness and all

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Cèorliüe; the act of creating ones own language, whether it is a mix of multiple or your own entirely, or a mix of those two.

     

    OR: Tim Drake is neglected to the point where he makes his own language, desperate to not have to be speaking a bristol english all the time, jason todd sees this little smart cookie at school and lures him into the wayne family, classic timmy joins the batfam early, to be real w you. (The story is better than this i promise i jst suck at summaries guys!!)

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    16 Dec 2024