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“God, Harley, you’re ridiculous.” The reflection of Peter’s screen is visible in his glasses. Harley can see Minecraft open on one monitor, discord on the other. He can’t tell which channel Peter is looking at on discord, but he hears the ever familiar clicking of the other boy’s keyboard and surmises that Peter’s sending a message to someone.
“You wouldn’t love me if I wasn’t, babe,” The words slip out, the term of endearment tacked on at the end. It’s Harley’s turn to clap a hand over his mouth.
Peter’s eyes flicker to the camera and peer straight into Harley’s soul. The angels sing, the birds chirp, the leaves on the trees rustle as their eyes meet – even if Peter doesn’t know it.
Or: the Minecraft / twitter fic / Heat Waves / dnf au - but make it Parkner.
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home is wherever i'm with you by thebeastinme for alphabetblues
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Oct 2021
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Peter, Harley, and Emily at one day, six months, and one year.
Or: the fourth trimester.
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did you fall from a shooting star? by thebeastinme
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jul 2021
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George is Dream’s first Halley’s comet. Or - the six times Dream proposed to George, and the one time George proposed to Dream.
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- Part 2 of heaven is overrated
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dance along the light of day by thebeastinme for alphabetblues
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2021
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There’s something about the curve of Karl’s jaw, about the way his eyebrows relax and frame his face, the way even his eyelids seem to hold constellations the same way his eyes do. Nick’s astonished, amazed, in awe of how fragile the older man seems in that moment, how vulnerable Karl looks tucked up under their white comforter against dark blue sheets. It’s endearing, and warming, sparking a fire deep in Nick’s bones to protect, to soothe, to love.
Or - Karl, Nick, but with babies. Dream and George are the cool uncles.
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- Part 1 of heaven is overrated
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Sapnap, from ten years old to twenty years old. Or - how he meets Karl, and Dream, and George, and then - Karl, again.
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two hearts in one home (parkner, but with secondary genders) by thebeastinme
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Oct 2021
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two sugars ain't too sweet for you by thebeastinme
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 May 2021
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ultimate ot4 by thebeastinme
Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Feb 2021
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Love and Other Historical Accidents by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2021
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.
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03 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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01 Feb 2025
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When a ministry law mandates all former Death Eaters receive muggleborn spouses to rejuvenate the old bloodlines, Hermione snags Draco Malfoy’s marriage contract so she can have pure, unfettered access to the Malfoy library, the largest private collection of magical texts in Britain. It’s only logical, of course. It takes her a few months to realize that there might be something to the man that came with her new collection of books.
Draco’s new wife is the most infuriating, swottish, oblivious woman he’s ever had to deal with, and Draco would be considerably less angry about falling in love with her if she would notice his existence for longer than five minutes.
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25 Jan 2025
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After a very bad week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a week's holiday from her job. Unfortunately, it becomes clear her work was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy, now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries, she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a very powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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23 Jan 2025
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Friends, Enemies, and All the Broken People by lost_poet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2023
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In a misguided attempt at house unity after the war, Hogwarts has decided to start doing a student exchange program between the houses. For the pilot of this program, one male and one female student from each house will spend the Fall Term in a different house to experience new things and better understand their fellow students.
Hermione Granger is looking for an escape hatch. Draco Malfoy is looking for forgiveness. The exchange program is just what they need.
Post-war, 8th year, Dramione.
18+ MATURE. CW: discussions of domestic violence and abuse, PTSD, panic attacks, and anxiety. Explicit language and sexual content
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13 Jan 2025