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Alfred shed his last vestiges of decency like a butterfly undoing its metamorphosis. He slipped back into the unwelcome arms of dark and filth and made his home.
Life is finally escalating towards joy for Alfred. A safe home, friends who care for him, and a relationship with the most beautiful poet in all the world. If that means completely disregarding his origins to maintain that precarious balancing act of happiness, so be it. When an eccentric Frenchman shows up in his life to inform him that the illusion of bliss is temporary, that he’s quite literally doomed by the narrative, Alfred finds his past colliding with his present to completely decimate the future for not just himself, but everyone he’s grown to care about.
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"Well, you'd never make it on SNL either."
"Good," Ivan said briskly. "I would never debase myself."
"Debase--seriously? It's kind of a dream gig."
"Yes, I suppose nightmares are dreams too."
Alfred has been recognized as an up-and-coming comic by the community at large, but the only one he really cares to make laugh these days is his roommate.
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Matthew lives a mundane existence, punctuated only by moments of cruel bigotry from his peers and suicidal fantasies from his own psyche. When a strange, beautiful boy enters his life and insists they start seeking out the magical in their ordinary town, is it any wonder he has no choice but to follow?
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Alfred tugged at the bottom hem of his skirt, biting the corner of his lip, knowing that a single gust of wind would be enough to make him a verifiable Marilyn Monroe, but with crotchless panties and a freshly healed piercing.
Alfred may have purchased Matthew, but Matthew owns Alfred effortlessly.
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bartering for my dad's kidney over afternoon tea by vanceypants
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
14 Jul 2024
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Matthew wasn't sure if it was the earlier blood loss from treatment or if it was the rapid way Alfred talked, but he felt incredibly dizzy. He wanted to sit down, but couldn't bring himself to sit on the front porch of such a nice home either. He didn't belong. He didn't belong at this house, he didn't belong around his brother, he didn't belong in Las Vegas or the United States or, hell, maybe North America in general. Maybe Matthew didn't belong anywhere at all.
Moving to Las Vegas with his new wife and his failing kidneys, Matthew's plan is simple: ingratiate himself enough to the father he's never met that he feels compelled to donate a vital organ. What could possibly go wrong?
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if i make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out by vanceypants
Fandom: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
04 Jun 2019
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“Most people do not even remember me when that class is over, but you are very unusual.” Ivan’s eyes catch the light. “You look at me like you’re starving.”
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Or, the story of how Alfred falls in love with the nude model at his art school.
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28 Aug 2024
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEHAW HELL YEAH READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“You’re going to do this with a guy?” Matthew hisses. “Are you even attracted to men?”
“Well, how bad could it be?” Alfred whispers. “He’s kind of pretty for a dude. I bet his wife is even prettier.”
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And then his voice, just as vibrant and mesmerizing as the day he left, wafted in from the kitchen.
“Hiya honey! You’re back late!”---
Ivan had nothing, so Alfred gave him everything. How is he supposed to live without him?
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08 Jan 2024
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This is my favorite thing in the world right now. Mesmerizing. Experimental. Captivating. Gorgeous.
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Mattie can't stand how his older brother Alfred pushes him around. He may not look like much, but he can be tough! And that's just as well, because sometimes, Alfred needs someone to protect him too.
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- Part 8 of Tumblr Requests
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22 Jul 2023
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Alfred has three problems. One: a major crush on his newly-single history professor, Dr. Ivan Braginsky. Two: an ongoing affair that he just can't seem to quit. Three: a relationship with his brother that's spiraling out of control.
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- Part 1 of CanAme smut AGAIN?
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Bookmarked by vanceypants
21 Jul 2023