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DISCORDKITTENHANGOUTMFS
# hyungs only
strawberryjaem: ok guys so we have an ethical dilemma to resolve
weknowwhoyouare: does this affect the economic state of the world?
strawberryjaem: yes actually!
weknowwhoyouare: ok then i’m all ears
strawberryjaem: alright so chenle, my lovely gorgeous sweet as a cupcake child, is facing what we all know as “the denial stage”
strawberryjaem: yet he is also simultaneously embracing his crush on, my second adopted sweet scrumptiously adorable child, jisung
XDFUNNY: ok and what about it
acen.1: well jeno if you knew anything about the world, you’d know that we have to help
XDFUNNY: and where does it say that smarty pants
acen.1: MF ARE YOU ILLITERATE CAN YOU NOT READ
acen.1: ARE YOU THE VICTORIAN CHIMNEY SWEEPER THAT JISUNG WAS REFERRING TO?
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: i may as well just die
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: hyuck and jeno combined are like someone after a lobotomy
weknowwhoyouare: aren’t you a supporter of lobotomies
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: that’s another topic for another day
strawberryjaem: ok so essentially we have to create a plan to help chenle and jisung get together so they can stop pining bc i’m getting sick and tired of it
XDFUNNY: why don’t we like create a team effort with a name
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: cringiest shit i’ve ever heard
weknowwhoyouare: no wait let him cook
acen.1: yeah he makes some good pasta icl
weknowwhoyouare: not like that
acen.1: fuck you mean
weknowwhoyouare: if you didn’t use youtube shorts all the time then maybe you’d get the joke
acen.1: this slander is so homophobic
strawberryjaem: can we actually get this going bc this pining is making me think i’m reading a fanfiction on ao3 or wattpad
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: wait. how do you know what both of those are
strawberryjaem: i was a horny teen at one point yk i didn’t just pop out of my mum at 22 years old
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: proof?
XDFUNNY: what’s ao3?
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: just google it dude
strawberryjaem: pls don’t google it!
XDFUNNY: i’ll follow nana’s advice instead fuck you renjun
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: 😔
XDFUNNY: okay let’s acc think of a name and what we’ll do
strawberryjaem: let’s get sungle together party
acen.1: respectfully that’s shit jaemin
weknowwhoyouare: chensung fuck party
XDFUNNY: not bad tbh that does sound accurate
acen.1: a bit too on the nose tho
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: these are all shit
acen.1: okay everyone here’s what’s going to happen
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: hyuck if you pull out some goofy ass shit watch what will happen
acen.1: stfu and let me explain
acen.1: let’s go with “operation chenji” as the name
strawberryjaem: and we’ll get these two together in no time
weknowwhoyouare: what do we do tho bc jisung is oblivious but chenle is impatient
acen.1: this is the problem
strawberryjaem: why don’t we just throw them in a cage and let them figure it out
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: jaemin you support animal abuse?
strawberryjaem: don’t insult my children like that ever again.
XDFUNNY: why don’t we play 7 minutes in heaven or something next time we hang out
weknowwhoyouare: i actually vouch for that
acen.1: i was gonna say that’s shit but thinking bout it it’s the best option we have
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: are we actually 100% sure that jisung likes chenle
strawberryjaem: the amount of times that chenle has told me abt some of the weird shit he says and does is enough proof for me
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: i overheard one of these convos and it was literally just jisung smiling at chenle and you said “omg he’s so into you he loves you so much and is just too shy to admit it he fr wants you”
strawberryjaem: well i have to feed into SOMEONE’S delusions
strawberryjaem: and yes there’s so much proof like their constant flirting
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: OMG I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
weknowwhoyouare: guys new development, renjun doesnt have dementia
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: mark looks like he needs a lobotomy
acen.1: spill tho what did you remember
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: jisung tells me everything innit
strawberryjaem: WHAT RLLY NO WAY
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: anyway he told me that chenle has totally been flirting with him and he likes it
acen.1: THERE YOU GO NOTHING ELSE NEEDED
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: BUT
XDFUNNY: why is there always a but
weknowwhoyouare: thought you liked butts
XDFUNNY: yeah however i would like to say that it is private info that no one needed to know
weknowwhoyouare: … anyway ye whats the but
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: he said he doesnt know what to feel and if he even feels anything
strawberryjaem: when was this said tho
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: 4 months ago
acen.1: …
strawberryjaem: …
XDFUNNY: …
weknowwhoyouare: thats more than enough time to figure out how he feels
# general
walkingscream: where is everyone i’m bored
simpfr: just realised theres a hyungs only chat
walkingscream: you think they’ve decided to abandon us
simpfr: possibly
simpfr: wanna play a game or smth
walkingscream: what game tho
simpfr: idk i just wanna play with you
walkingscream: 🤭 okay
simpfr: whats with the emoji
walkingscream: don’t worry bout it pretty boy
simpfr: ayo?
# hyungs only
XDFUNNY: GENERAL 🚨
acen.1: WTF IS GOING ON
strawberryjaem: i think that they’re flirting im not sure tho
weknowwhoyouare: no shit sherlock obviously
# general
simpfr: chenle
walkingscream: ye
simpfr: is this an attempt at flirting
walkingscream: quite possibly
simpfr: maybe you got me blushing
walkingscream: wow fr?
strawberryjaem: bro has impeccable rizz
myloverforeverhesintomeiswear: EW GET A ROOM
weknowwhoyouare: chenle is the boy who cried rizz 🔥
acen.1: the rizzler even
XDFUNNY: he graduated from rizz school
simpfr: why is there a hyung chat
acen.1: you don’t need to know trust
simpfr: imma fr learn how to hack
acen.1: if you do imma shove an xbox controller up your ass
simpfr: XBOX??????? AT LEAST HAVE SOME CLASS
acen.1: im so done pls just die
simpfr: what if i was actually suicidal
strawberryjaem: what is it with all of this rizzing back and forth
simpfr: wdym
strawberryjaem: IM DONE
simpfr: the way i could actually be suicidal and you mfs would have no idea
weknowwhoyouare: you and chenle. what is it.
simpfr: friendship id hope? i mean not that im against anything else but like
acen.1: that ain’t friendship
simpfr: homieship?
acen.1: 🤦
XDFUNNY: yk what let’s go back to the hyung chat this is bad energy that i dont need in my life
strawberryjaem: are you into like spirituality or what
XDFUNNY: no i just wanted to say that
XDFUNNY: feel like you when i say it
strawberryjaem: is that a bad thing or
XDFUNNY: no
simpfr: THIS IS FLIRTING YOU SEE THIS
acen.1: chenle.
walkingscream: yup
acen.1: wanna come to my house on thursday
walkingscream: oki sure
acen.1: jisung you coming?
simpfr: as long as chenle’s there then ye
strawberryjaem: why can’t you just love us
simpfr: dont get me wrong i love you guys but sometimes i need someone my age
weknowwhoyouare: you are 2 years younger than us
simpfr: nah i need my homie there
XDFUNNY: wait what’s actually happening tho
strawberryjaem: movie?
acen.1: yeah sure, how bout we have a sleepover
weknowwhoyouare: sold
XDFUNNY: first thing you’ve sold this summer
weknowwhoyouare: wdym bro i sold slime on the last day
XDFUNNY: slime does not count bro
XDFUNNY: imagine majoring in business and yet you’ve not even sold anything significant
walkingscream: HEY I WANT SLIME
weknowwhoyouare: £3 for 6 ounces
walkingscream: make it butter slime pls
weknowwhoyouare: say less
acen.1: be at my house by 6
strawberryjaem: bring snacks and shit
walkingscream: oki
simpfr: yall mfs wanna play gartic phone
walkingscream: yup yup
weknowwhoyouare: lets get on call then
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