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A/N: Well, I have nothing to say, but everyone should stop flaming ok!!! If any gothic people are reading this then you rock! Oh my god, I still can’t wait for the movie! Tom Felton is so hot lol, I hope Harry will become gothic because my friend told me he is really emo in this book! Oh my fucking god, I’m leaving Dubay pretty soon, can’t wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.
“That’s my car!” Draco shouted angrily. But suddenly, it was revealed who was in the car. It was Snape!
“I shall free you Lupin, but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads.” He said cruelly from the car as it flew above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed, then the Dark Lord shall never die!”
“You fucking prep!” Yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell you Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sex with him, he’s a rapist!”
We all put our clothes on quickly, except Satan. We were so scared, but Satan did change. Instead, he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a gray robe, and white skin. He had transformed into Voldemort!
“I knew who thou were all along.” He cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill all of thou!” Thunder came into the room.
“No, please don’t kill us!” Pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diablo, Ginny, Dracula, Crab and Goyle, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius and Lucian all ran in.
“What is the meaning of this?” Dumbledore asked all angrily, and Voldemort looked away. (A/N: Because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick,
“Oh my goth!” Slughorn gasped. (A/N: Get it? Because I’m gothic.)
“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!” Snape ejaculated menacingly (E/N: I know I should probably correct that, but I think it’s funny as hell and I’m too tired to give a shit.)
“You fucking preppy fags!” Sirius shouted angrily.
“I know a four letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!” Screamed Vampire, but the sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down, and Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.
“Oh my fucking god!” I cried because there was a video of me in the bathroom, a video of me doing it with Draco, and the video of Satan doing it with Hedwig.
“If you kill me, then these videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that gothic girl, Paris Hilton.” He laughed meanly.
“NO!” I screamed. “FYI, I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!”
“What is she talking about?” Lupin sat as he sat in chains.
“I saw it too, she’s gonna show everyone the picture!” Vampire shouted angrily.
“Shut up!” Lupin roared.
“Foolish ignoramuses!” Yelled Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all die soon.”
“Think again you fucking muggle poser!” Vampire yelled, and then he and Diablo and Naville both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own.
“You guys are in a spanish standoff!” I shouted depressed.
“Accio Neville’s wand!” Cried Voldemort, and suddenly Neville’s wand was in his hands. “Now I shall kill all of thou, and then Ebony will die!” He made lightning come all over the place.
“Save us, Ebony!” Dumbledore cried.
I cried sexily, I just wanted to go to the Common Room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2, and maybe do it with Draco. But I knew I had to do something Important.
“AVADA KEDAVRA!!!” I shouted.