“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.
THE ORIGINAL??
Nathaniel woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked body. He stretched, his penis lifting with his hips as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on a pair of boxers, his morning erection tenting the thin fabric. He shafted ballsily to the stairs and dicked downwards.
