It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.

theyre just like me fr

no bro trust me bro this moral panic is different bro yes i know i was wrong about cameras and comic books and satanic cults and washing machines and microwaves and gay people and AIDS from bus seats and ninja weapons and video games and Muslims and GMOs and fidget toys but TRUST ME BRO i swear humanity is totally cooked if we don't stop this one bro this one is TOTALLY for real bro wait come back bro where are you going-

slowly coming back from hiatus typa art, going back to my roots 🏃

Wanted to draw that scene from The Book of Bill :D

THE GOOD PLACE (2016-2020)

4.06 — A Chip Driver Mystery

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

gawrsh

I love it when a “might makes right” character gets severely out-mighted by the protagonist and they immediately drop whatever villainous thing they were doing because “well I can’t argue with that I guess you were right”

Ok look, I maintain that the Immortals series (Tamora Pierce) is the best female power fantasy because the protagonist gets to:

1. talk to all animals (including whales)
2. befriend dragons
3. raise an army of dinosaur skeletons
4. single-handedly overthrow a government in a fit of rage

Why is Uther always surprised when his enemies use magic? Like, they hate him because they have magic and he wants to kill them for it. So they try to kill him with magic. And every time, he’s like, “They can’t use magic. That’s illegal.”

Cloud Strife is truly The Character of all time. He’s a government-trained killing machine. He’s a cross-dressing babygirl. He’s a jaded mercenary who never turns down a job because he likes helping people. He’s an amnesic ecoterrorist who’s killed hundreds of people in order to save the planet from capitalism. He was the only child of a single mom and he’s been miserably in love with the girl next door his whole life. The first time he saw her in a swimsuit he forgot how to talk for ten full seconds. He has the personalities of at least three different people stuffed into his head, and two of them are trying to kill each other (Zack just wants everyone to get along). He’s the result of a mad scientist’s experiment that implanted the cells of a genocidal alien in his body. The son of that genocidal alien is psychosexually obsessed with him. So is the local pimp. His eyes glow because of all the radiation exposure, and half the people he meets are like, “Oof, you’re gonna die young, kid.” He’s a 5’7” short king. He’s a puppet built to bring about the apocalypse. He’s even autistic.

was it ever the right shade?