Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

ianthe and harrow wearing matching “i got my prosthetic arm at harrow’s” and “i got my lobotomy at ianthe’s” shirts
(harrow doesn’t know ianthe’s got a spare made for her that says “i got my hair transplant at ianthe’s.” maybe one day she’ll give it to her)
I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head
The real reason I inflict horrors upon him is cuteness aggression
thedoublecrowbarwielder asked:
I adore this Micheal au so much, and the way you draw is absolutely amazing! I love seeing Micheal giving literally everyone trouble, does Micheal ever get to meet Jon and his assistants?
Thank you!! Yeah! I feel like Michael will have to work with Jon and the team. He’s the only other person who was working with Gertrude before she “disappeared” so it makes sense that he’ll be around as a sort of mentor. But for Jon, it feels like Michael doesn’t think he’s suited for the role and that he’s a threat to his position. And for Michael, he’s suspicious in why Elias picked him to take over instead of Sasha.
It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret