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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
comicaurora
comicaurora

love it when I start getting "based on your likes" terf bullshit every few posts and I have to scramble back through my recent likes to figure out what innocuous meme poisoned the well

comicaurora

gender is made up nobody is doomed to any special horrible fate because of how they were born everyone gets to choose how they live their own life trans rights are human rights now TOUCH GRASS

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tumblr: I see you've hit "not interested in this post" on the last eight recommended posts I've shown you about how you're innately weak and fragile and surrounded by evil predators that will eat you alive and your life is naturally under the control of the big strong alpha males who rule all of reality and your only freedoms are the scraps they deign to dole out to you because you have no power or agency or ability or value and you're a useless weak little baby who should never go outside in case a Man decides to Hurt You, but hear me out - I think you'll really like this ninth post that says the exact same thing!

comicaurora

thank fuck it's finally worn off, I can go back to scrolling without being constantly flashbanged by people who think feminism is when you do the misogyny to yourself instead of waiting for the boys to do it for you

orphetoon
bigwizardhat

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

tuna-core

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

bigwizardhat

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

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out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

orphetoon
sca-nerd

IF YOU ARE IN NC AND YOU VOTED, CHECK IF YOUR NAME IS ON THIS LIST.

The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted. The ruling comes after Republican candidate Jefferson Griffin, who lost the race, challenged the eligibility of tens of thousands of 2024 voters. Those voters will now have 15 days to verify their eligibility, potentially changing the outcome of the election. Check your name here: https://thegriffinlist.com

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wait wtf robin brooks has a new comic and I am just now finding out about it?

hold on I've got to do something

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"Something" being "immediately fall asleep because I was exhausted as fuck."

But now I am reading Spell X Sword.

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It's fine.

Sometimes girls just do that when they're transitioning.

Don't worry about it.

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Mira, a dark-skinned (possibly Latina?) girl with straight black hair and demon horns, puts her hands under her hair and fwish-es it out over her shoulders.ALT

Genuinely one of the most fun parts about having long hair.

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In the first panel, Dani, a light-skinned girl with short brown hair wearing something between armor and athletic clothes, dives into a drainage ditch and tackles an unpleasant-looking lizard while yelling "Nope!" Mira is physically shielding herself. In the second panel, Dani grips her arms around the lizard's mouth. In the third panel, a now-seated Dani says "Hey, stranger, any chance we can split the payout for this quest?" The lizard looks very disgruntled but can't do anything about it.ALT

Oh.

Oh she's cute.

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Dani is leaning back against a storefront window, drinking a red energy drink-shaped can labeled "Heal Rush".ALT

It's fine. I'm fine.

...I want to be her.

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Cropped bits of two panels showing guys carrying polearms. The guy in the top panel is bald but looks fairly young, and is wearing a white shirt and tie. The guy in the bottom panel has short blond hair and is wearing a blue polo shirt. Both of them have flowy radioactive-green robes over their usual clothes.  Don't worry about the stuff that I cropped out. It's fine, probably.ALT

I've met at least a few hundred Mormon guys who look exactly like these two. Most of them lived in houses just like that one, too.

(To be fair, none of them had a [redacted] in their [redacted]. That I know of.)

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Mira

Mira go back and save her

Mira why is this the last page of the comic

Mira

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Ok so in conclusion:

  • Art is great
  • Humor is great
  • "Gig economy questing party" is a brilliant concept
  • Dani
  • Hi
  • I love basically everything about this
  • I am hooked
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Also Dani please charge your phone

assumptionprime

Friday is going to be fun for you, I think.

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avakining asked:

Hi, I don't know if it's under your control, but the Spell X Sword RSS feed is returning an Error 500

assumptionprime answered:

Hm. The new page went up as normal. Not sure why that’s happening. I’ll go poking around in the website. Thanks for the heads up!

assumptionprime

Hmm. It's definitely broken, and I don't know why. This might take me a while to fix.

In the meantime, the site is otherwise working fine from what I can tell, so everyone will have to check manually.

assumptionprime

This should be fixed! I’ve been doing a bunch of back end tinkering to fix this and a couple of other issues, let me know if anything around the site seems broken.

orphetoon
sreegs

whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work

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you get it

I never like those comments but I've often been too lazy too go back in the chain let the spirit of this post motivate me to do right by our history