60th survival kit funny

A VERY MEMORABLE GIFT THIS WILL BE AT ANY PARTY. BE PREPARED FOR A LARGE ROAR OF LAUGHTER TO OCCUR FROM THE RECIPIENT AND THOSE WITNESSING THE UNVEILING. THIS IS A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THOSE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR IN HISTORY. GIVE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SURVIVAL KIT TO ALL THOSE YOU LOVE WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! WE HAVE RECEIVED AMAZING FEEDBACK OF HOW THIS GAG GIFT HAS BROUGHT AMAZING JOY TO THOSE WHOM RECEIVE THEM. BE ONE OF OUR GREAT STORIES. *VERY RARELY DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF A…

Hello. A friend of mine is turning 60 next month so I have made her a small survival kit to help her with getting older..Loz Survival kit supplies.. Shot glass-it's your birthday, call the shots.. Candle-Blow it out to make a wish.. Champagne and glass-To start the party.. Fake Money- I could not afford the real thing.. Soap-To wash away the years.. Smiley Face-To keep you smiling.. Marbles-to replace the ones you have lost.. Paper Clip-To hold things together.. Pen-To write down things…

Old Man Survival Kit WD40, Tweezers, drool bib, marbles, aspirin, batteries

It is finally complete....I ended up with so much stuff I had to eliminate a bunch of things and have a bag of stuff left over for the next victim! It took me a good 20 minutes to figure out how to get everything in.....Crazy! Old Man's Survival Kit Project Supplies: Paint Can, Retired Stampin Up Designer Paper, SU Brads, Dimensionals, Ribbon, Gel Pen and Wire (Retired). Basic Black & Pumpkin Pie Cardstock and Cricut. What went into the "Old Man's Survival Kit" Antacid Tablets Anti Wrinkle…

Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 30 Grams Included components 1 of each everyday item listed on the label Number of pieces 1

Material Nylon Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 40 Grams Included components Everyday items listed on the label Number of pieces 1 Manufacturer SMILE GIFTS UK

Material Nylon Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 30 Grams Included components 1 of each everyday item listed on the label Number of pieces 1 Manufacturer SMILE GIFTS UK