Dude, am I in tune? Oh, wait, I'm the lead guitarist. I don't have to be for the ladies to love me. So I was recently asked how I managed to keep my clothes clean in the art room. Firstly, lemme just say that I have a very loose interpretation of clean. As long as you don't get too close to me, I always look relatively presentable. But, just like a specimen under the microscope, up close and personal, it's a whole 'nother dirty, dingy paint-splatterly story. Hey, man, can we turn down the…