Undertale puns

Skeleton puns with Sans

Press your fingers together, zip your lips shut, and throw away the key. Once it's time to be free, go fetch that golden key and speak. Unless someone stole your golden key and threw it in the depths of the Black Sea; your nightmares and worst fears. ---- "Even if it kills me a second time." ---- The series- First book: "Lost in Despair" -Finished Second book: "No More Time" -Currently writing Third book: "Can't Hang On" -Work in progress

"Risk"

"Which AU Sans are you?" My result: Geno Sans

OMGoodness FINALLY SOME WROTE IT DOWN

That right there is me making the puns and my friends looking at my like I'm an idiot

a: sans aren’t you gonna put that ba- s: i’m getting the juice. a. k...