Vulgar embroidery

Get your craft on with one of these 21 super sassy embroidery patterns. Loads of funny embroidery and cross stitch patterns with attitude!

This design features the (slightly inaccurate) Dorothy Parker quote 'what fresh hell is this?" in block letters stitched using black embroidery thread on a cream coloured calico fabric. It has been completely hand stitched and is set in a round 4 inch wooden embroidery hoop. Can be hung on the wall using the hoops metal screw fastener or would look great propped up on a shelf. This hoop is NOT backed with felt so the stitches on the reverse are visible. If you would prefer your hoop to be…

Enjoy this aesthetically pleasing embroidery piece of handstitched vulgarity! Featuring every English curse word and phrase that I could fit into a 6 inch hoop. Choose the colors of confetti you would like and celebrate! The example photos show "Rainbow" in the first, third, and fourth images and "Trans Flag Colors" in the second image. If there is another set of colors you would like, please message me and I would be happy to work with you! The hoop is 6 inches in diameter and can be hung…

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Hi Everyone! Our names are Karla and Fabricio and we are Lisbon, Portugal-based creatives behind the Rebordação Handmade Embroidery project. Through our creative embroidery hoop art, our mission is to create “embroideries to make your day a little happier and funny.” From Van Gogh to Britney Spears, many well-known figures are represented in our work.

This PDF pattern is for my "Bless This Motherfucking Home" embroidery design, which I created for a 7" embroidery hoop. This listing includes: • Actual size PDF pattern for you to print. • Step-by-step instructions, including tips on transferring the pattern to your fabric. • An illustrated guide to the embroidery stitches you will use. • Color guide with DMC color names. • Large reference photo of the finished piece. Things you'll need: • Fabric • Embroidery hoop • Needle • Embroidery…

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This PDF pattern is for my "Send Nudes" floral embroidery design, which I created for a 7" embroidery hoop. This listing includes: • Actual size PDF pattern for you to print. • Step-by-step instructions, including tips on transferring the pattern to your fabric. • An illustrated guide to the embroidery stitches you will use. • Color guide with DMC color names. • Large reference photo of the finished piece. Things you'll need: • Fabric • Embroidery hoop • Needle • Embroidery floss/thread •…

Starter Cross Stitch Kit For Beginners. Stronger Than You Know. Cross Stitch Starter Kit for Beginners includes everything you need to begin your cross stitching journey. It could be a great Holiday Gift; it comes in a stylish cardboard box. (As shown on the picture) Included in starter kit: 1 - 7” bamboo embroidery hoop 1 – Set of “How To” instructions with illustrations. 1 – 14 count Aida canvas for project 1 – Counted Cross Stitch Colored Pattern 1 – Set of Colored Threads 1 - Embroidery…