Yard work quotes

There’s this product in Costa Rica called Duranza. Think varnish. I suppose that in some areas of Costa Rica home maintenance presents only a minor challenge due to a cool, dry climate. Perhaps that maintenance issue is similar to parts of the U.S. In North Texas we’d semi-annually clean gutters, hose-off window screens, etc. And occasionally even a brick home requires areas of new paint – but not often. Well, living about six kilometers from the salty Pacific, less than 10-degrees north of…

3/16/2013 - More yard work: raking leaves, digging up pavers, digging up clothesline pole, trimming hedges, hauling dirt....looking better!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: The only fun part of yard work is getting to yell, "Where my hose at?" Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

<3 "I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."

Dirt Tired ~ this is me since retirement!

This list of funny gardening puns and jokes is a rose amongst thorns. We're not going to beat around the bush, you'll be as busy as a bee telling these jokes!