plain and not honest is too harsh a vibe

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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inkskinned

they could have said, like, "we made a new wolf morph, which shows how far genetic science has advanced". they could have said, "we're calling them direwolves out of a love for the extinct species." maybe too much to ask for but would have loved it if they'd pointed out some kind of ecological niche they were theoretically intent on resolving - like, "wolves are having trouble adapting to human sprawl and we are hoping that our research into the past will help us save wolves in the present."

but alas they did not do this. and see this sucks because i want to be hype about new bigass fantasy wolves. there is a 7th grade version of me that would be ecstatic about this. she would be obsessive.

unfortunately, due to capitalism, now i gotta have beef with puppies. can you imagine.

starfoozle
sunflowerbutch

nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

animatedamerican

I love this trope so much every time it shows up. Give me all the lavish feasts and improvised half-foraged camp meals and unexpected comfort or luxury foods at a bad time; give me dishes weighted with personal meaning or emotion or history, give me strange and delightful new foods or dear familiar old ones; give me characters who luxuriate in their favorite things to eat, characters who make a love language of feeding their friends or a life’s work of feeding total strangers or both at once, characters who cook. All of it.

(And yes, I will absolutely try to recreate the dishes if I can.)