sodomymcscurvylegs:

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

tranxio:

“average person hath borne me on his back 3 times” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

zackisontumblr:

(x)

onlinejoker:

buckybranes:

my kind of kissing booth

schrutesfarm:

Top 10 Characters from The Office (as voted by my followers)
06/10 →  Creed Bratton.

oberynymeros:

asoiaf meme → 3/3 POV characters: Arya Stark
“A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf, still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned.”

hervacationh0me:

lilgivenchyprincess:

Shit me too

Who is she

raviollies:

i never read a sentence that spoke to me on such a deep level

dailybrandnew:

Sowing Season - Brand New